Flog the dummy

To manually stimulate the male member. Masturbate.

After striking out at the Disco, Chad went home to flog the dummy.

by TC Johnson December 20, 2007

Flogasm

The resulting release that occurs after Flopounding for several minutes.

1. Why do you look so exhausted?

Because I just Flogasmed extremely hard!

2. Girl: So, wanna hit the sack?

Guy: No thanks, I've just Flogasmed.

by The Purple Taco March 9, 2011

donniker flogger

A stick,coat hanger or anything handy used to break apart huge pieces of shit for stool flushing ease.

My turd log was so big I needed a donniker flogger to chop it up.

by illdouche February 27, 2009

flogs his arsehole

sells himself as a rent boy male prostitute

"his sister's name is lily,
she's a pro in piccadilly,
and his mother's yet another in the strand,
his father flogs his arsehole,
at the elephant and castle,
they're the finest fucking family in the land!"

by theWestHamfan December 4, 2003

Flogged

A term used to denote an ass beating, used by people from Perth

“Luke got flogged by some cunt in the city last night”

by Churtothatone October 24, 2019

flog

The act of Masturbation

After Sam got home from some serious LARPing, he decided to tape himself flogging for his dungeon wench.

by Brendan Morse January 3, 2008

Flogging Molly

A Celtic punk band in the spirit of the Pogoues. They sound terrific and are great listening and dancing for all (except the Brits). My family came over because of the "potato blight" and ALSO because their home was burned down in front of their eyes because they were behind on ONE MONTH of rent to the "land lord--brit". They saw many of their neighbors and even family die from hunger by the very same roads the brit's used everyday carrying large amounts of food to other wealthy and titled land owners. There is, unfortunately, much for Irish people to be bitter about. I feel happy that there is some peace there but it does not take away the hole in my heart left by my family being forced to leave the land they loved. I have never felt "comfortable" in America. Yet, I will never see Ireland. I am thinking of putting in my will to be buried there...

irish nationalismflogging molly

by irishbookfairy March 21, 2009