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found money

Money that you find where you least expect it; or, money you receive that is not deserved or earned. Such money is often believed to be cursed. In such a circumstance, the "Law of Found Money" applies: Spend the money as quickly as possible, or misfortune will occur.
I found a $20 bill in the Wal-Mart parking lot the other day. I spent it right then and there. It's the law of found money, you know.

Many lottery winners experience bad luck that is associated with the enormous winnings; I believe this is the law of found money at work.
by gothhenge July 8, 2005
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and then i found 5 pounds

a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.
"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.

...and then i found 5 pounds."
by rarehairdude May 17, 2010
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Frendy

Abbriviation of Fucking Trendy
Consider anorexia! It's frendy with all the teen stars.
by Paul Moore September 21, 2005
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freundian slide

A freuendian slide begins when one makes a freudian slip. To turn it into a slide, however, you must own it.
man: give me a moment to look up your skirt
woman: do you mean profile?
man: you know what? no. no i don't
passerby: that was quite the freundian slide
by dreadedClank February 18, 2009
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Foundered On

(Verb) A phrase that was popular during the 20th century that means to be tired of or burn out on.
We went to the movies every weekend; we were completely foundered on it.

She was foundered on her 4 hour commute from her house to work each day.
by OlFashioned November 13, 2013
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Foundy

A person who at high school only studied foundation level papers in their education. Tended to be people who had learning difficulties or just plain lazy and couldn’t care less about their education.
What’s that guy like? Aww mate he’s a pure foundy !
by MrDulaOblongata October 30, 2019
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Salty Foundations

A term used to describe the residue left behind when a man relieves himself after sex or masturbation. The phrase is given its name from the often salty taste and smell of the substance.
Phil: "I've laid my salty foundations."
Darren: "Oh realy? when's it due?"
by Darren Ravenscroft December 15, 2008
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