Frozen Dumpling

when a guy takes a dump, freezes it, and fucks a girl with it.
Note: See dumpling kiss

I was so horny after the 16th beer that I decided to frozen dumpling her

by jumboturd December 9, 2013

frozen coke

Freezing a guy's balls and then smash them with a hammer.

That guy looks like he needs a frozen coke

by Leisure Neil February 23, 2014

frozen orgasm

Engaging in sexual activities which ultimately leads to an orgasm when watching the movie "Frozen"

Last night, Bob came over to watch "Frozen" and went down on me, so I had a frozen orgasm.

by Kaylz July 15, 2014

frozen elmo

When you shit in a condom freeze it and then use it as a dildo

John got bored one night and decided to have some fun with his frozen elmo

by DigReaper April 15, 2015

Frozen Frank

When you shit in a long tube sock, freeze it, and hit someone with it

I ran into my brother's room and slapped him with the frozen frank i made earlier

by shapoosh May 5, 2016

frozen hands

When your so bored that it feels like the hands on a clock are frozen (time stops)

Mark was so bored, it seemed to him as if the time had frozen hands.

by Ace Hubba May 28, 2016

Frozen Tug

Masturbation with a severed hand from a ice chest or freezer

There's nothing quite like a frozen tug on a hot summer day in Alabama.

Beat your meat and the heat with a frozen tug!

by Violentwookie June 24, 2016