front wiper

a female who wipes her ass from back to front,in doing so deposits shitty remnants on her twat.

yo inkspot,check out the spank in dat bitchez hair.i bet shes a front wiper.

by grimsweeper January 16, 2004

front butt

The area on the body where a massive butt-like shape develops, crack and all. This is on the front of extremely fat people, where the genitalia should be.

Did you see the front butt on that guy? You couldn't tell if he was coming or going.

by Andrew R. December 28, 2005

Front-bum

vagina. especially when bald and viewed from the front because of the buttocks like appearance.

I can see your front-bum

by Manpunzel April 30, 2006

front lawn

the hair on a woman's "private parts" in front.

dude her front lawn needed to be mowed.

by haha no. August 16, 2005

front runner

One who acts as if they are a true fan of something when in reality they don't know much about it (i.e. bands, sport teams..ect)

-- Dave just got a Redsox hat and jersey. He must be a true fan.
-- No way dude. He's an idiot who doesn't know shit about the sox. He only did it cause they made the playoffs.

by snorgle October 18, 2003

front butt

The name says it all, hopefully not seen on a guy.

by crack boy October 6, 2003

front butt

When ones stomach unflatteringly hangs down and out over the waist. Most commonly seen working behind fast food counters or shopping at walmart. Looks like a big ass in front. Often held tight with polyester.

" man she had a grand champion front butt"

by jody young July 9, 2006