Fossil hunting

When a man fists another man’s ass and pulls out treasure.

Dave went fossil hunting with TJ

by UltraGhastly November 25, 2018

fossil boner

When you’re so old you nutt ashes.

“That guy is so old, he has a fossil boner!”
So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.

by Chjdkahsbd February 15, 2019

fossilgob

Really poor dental care resulting in teeth which stick out at weird angles from the gums.

By eck, that fella could crack a beer bottle open without an opener with that fossilgob of his!

by Richontherock October 13, 2019

Fossil

A word sometimes used to describe a senior citizen or can be used instead of boomer. ie.ok fossil

Ok fossil

by I has beeffs December 10, 2019

Fossilized racism

Generational racism found in the middle aged and elderly. They are honoring hate their parents gave them. Like any fossil, they try to hide - only to show up in weird places.

Angela was horrified to realized her father’s fossilized racism.

by Angiece June 23, 2020

fossilvania

Perception of one's physical condition as it metamorphoses over time during your senior years

Fossilvania may set in as early in your 60s but becomes more pronounced in your 70s and 80s.

by rav363 September 21, 2020

Fossil

The process of being turned to stone by medusa and ejaculating

Did you just get Fossil by medusa

by Mario with an Ak-47 March 13, 2021