Fooftard

Fooftard = foof + retard

1) In this sense, it's simply a derogatory word used to insult people.

2) It can also be used as a way of saying someone has a retarded vagina.

1) You're such a fooftard!

2) Man, my penis is all green after fucking that fooftard.

by OhTheDamageIsDone December 1, 2006

foofoo

a big sticky aromatic vagina

i just gotta get my face in that foofoo

by iain_van_bourbon November 11, 2008

foofy

something fluffy, feathery, fleecy, or fuzzy.

the inside of my parka is foofy.
when my cat gets angry, her tail gets all foofy.

by Jen Ever. August 5, 2003

Foofer

The sound made when in the act of intercourse between a male and a female, when the male pulls out and puts back in very fast, causing a queifing sound.

I made her foofer during sex.

by King Foofer March 3, 2011

foofarah

a gathering of friends with the common goal of story telling and boose drinking, emphasis being the story telling aspect. typically guests bring a bottle (or several) of wine, and tell a story whilst their bottle is being passed around the table. and from personal experience, it's best to be one of the first to tell a story...no one is paying attention by the 4th or 5th story/bottle of wine :)
it is believed the phrase originated in boston.

what kind of wine are you bringing to the foofarah?

by mego4805 March 9, 2009

foofy

(Adj) Having mildly effeminate or un-manly characteristics, some of which are subliminal and/or difficult to describe. Not to be confused with "poofy", which implies upper-class snobbishness, or "foofed", which pertains to something being fluffed up, e.g., hair.

Panera is a foofy restaurant.
Hawaiian shirts are foofy.
Sean Hannity has a foofy hairdo, but Alan Colmes is foofy through and through.

by javel001 August 5, 2008

foofalah

a hairy vulva that is ravishly inviting or has an insatiable appetite for a swollen rod

Her vulva is attracting my groin area.

by Mark D'Andrea October 10, 2003