Federal Rapist

1. An officer of The Gape. But higherclass officers eventually become a Federal Rapist. This officer may sit down with you , without any sort of notice, and makes sure that whomever your on a date with , and mainly , POF dates, are putting out. Else, The Federal Rapist may inspect that butthole for you, making sure she will clench up her rooter for you. No one likes to not gape on a first date. No one.

If one must not get to gape a tight butt every once in a while, and perhaps maybe never has done so , then one might be a Federal Rapist. This can also occur if someone fucks "fake butts" , FleshLights, or putts dildos in their buttholes but doesnt get to actually gape anything. (ref code std string "gape" = to sex something, while preferably getting to "gape" that ass. Or just google it, for heavens to betsy)

Rich-" pound for pound, I really get to pound NOTHING on plenty of fish. Should I kill myself?"
Tim " The answer is simple. Become a Federal Rapist. Plenty of benefits, and you can legally smash any butthole you wish. But hey, its mainly the job of a Federal Rapist to make sure that all women will put out on first date. Cheer up Rich! In the meantime, go fuck that fake butt of yours. It needs lovin. And maybe some cleaning.

by Doctorate of The Gape May 26, 2015

Federal Question

When an outsider is asking too many questions that sound suspicious. This person is known as a federal or a snitch.

Person 1: We were all up in the club getting LIT last night!
Person 2: What drugs were you doing who else was there?
Person 1: Ay bro what's with all these federal questions?

by watermelon joe November 5, 2021

Federico

Federico is an italian sweet but also savage guy, gifted with an incredible memory and smarter than you think he is. He is also capable of making literally EVERYONE laughs. Only thing is not to mess up with him cause he's gonna ignore you and probably kill you, at the end of the day he is such a nice person and always knows what to do. He is a good boyfriend and he's never going to complain about things normal people usually complain about. He loves to stay home but never misses a chance to go out and play tennis.

I tried to punch Federico but he dodged it and slapped me on the butt.

by alex97 November 21, 2021

gamma fodder

A derogatory term applied to a low ranking individual working in the nuclear industry, often implying that the individual is expendable. Similar to “REM fodder” and “bio-shielding”.

"He's not important, he's just gamma fodder."

by Gamma Fodder September 4, 2003

ethics folder

A conspicuously inconspicuous place to hide your porn.

I keep my ethics folder prominently displayed on my desktop, for easy porn access. No one ever suspects it until they see it's over 6 gigs.

by ethics folder October 12, 2011

Click Fodder

Deliberately controversial or spurious content on a website with the deliberate intention of attracting as many hits as possible.

This story has no basis in fact! It is just click fodder to get me onto this website!

by Y9e0ah June 2, 2013

Nightmare Fodder

A Sight or Sound that could be linked to inducing nightmares in certain people. for example, a person could describe a giant spider in a movie scene as nightmare fodder, as many people suffer from Arachnophobia - which is a fear of spiders.

"Hey Pal, did you watch that Episode of Generic wildlife documentaries last night?"

"Yeah, did you see that Spider? Pure Nightmare fodder".

by Tiberium June 3, 2014