by Exponaut620 June 16, 2014
Get the Check Flush mug.To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.
Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.
Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.
Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.
Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.
Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.
by TSHost April 4, 2008
Get the flush the tubes mug.Referring to the situation when you have been up all night on your computer having pointless conversations with friends just to keep eachother awake. and then your mom goes all stealth mode and listens to your convo (sometimes from the ceiling wielding bazookas) or just a cup on the door. so you non-cholontly get up and walk to the bathroom and take a "chill flush". the action of chilling in the washroom not actually peeing but then flushing the toilet to make it believable. Then followed by the awkward meeting up with your not so stealth mom in the hallway and slyly asking(with a hint of disgust) why she would be awake at such a time. Thus, covering your ass for being up so late. and turning the late night encounter onto her.
by TheRoyalFlusher November 8, 2011
Get the Chill Flush mug.Why you trying to wife up a condom flush?
She's condom flush material and that's about it.
How dare you call her a condom flush. That's misogynist!!
She's condom flush material and that's about it.
How dare you call her a condom flush. That's misogynist!!
by John X Smith January 31, 2017
Get the condom flush mug.A flush of the toilet prior to the end of a large bowel movement, intended to "preempt" the inevitable clogged toilet.
by pixeleyz August 17, 2009
Get the preemptive flush mug.A trip to the restroom that consists of taking shit, wiping your ass with one single swipe, and flushing the toilet paper without checking to see how clean your ass is.
by rolled_tacos March 24, 2019
Get the trust flush mug.The sexual act of taking a mouth full of saliva, water or some other fluid (e.g. sparkling wine or hot sauce), and repeating the action of blowing said fluid in and out of the anus of a sexual partner. It is customary for both partners to share the ingestion of the fluid of choice after a suitable number of cycles have been performed.
A Gutter Flush involves bending a girl/boy over (or having them squat on your face) after filling your mouth with a liquid of both your choosing. One would then create a tight seal with one's lips around the anus of the lover, and blow the contents of one's mouth into said anus. One would then suck the contents out again into the mouth, and repeat as required/desired, before sharing the liquid with one's partner.
A Gutter Flush involves bending a girl/boy over (or having them squat on your face) after filling your mouth with a liquid of both your choosing. One would then create a tight seal with one's lips around the anus of the lover, and blow the contents of one's mouth into said anus. One would then suck the contents out again into the mouth, and repeat as required/desired, before sharing the liquid with one's partner.
" I went out last night and ended up gutter flushing a hot babe down an alley with beer. I swilled it ten times before blowing half down her mouth and drinking the rest. It was lovely."
by S T Beales Esq. October 29, 2012
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