1. Someone who fails to honor commitments, either by making excuses or simply not showing up to the planned event.
2. Someone who regularly does cocaine, an illicit substance referred to by some as "flake."
2. Someone who regularly does cocaine, an illicit substance referred to by some as "flake."
It's been half an hour and Leo hasn't shown up- that fucking flaker.
You can't just snort the coke on my dinner table, you flaker!
You can't just snort the coke on my dinner table, you flaker!
by TyrianTyrell October 27, 2019
Get the Flaker mug.A FLAKE is ONLY when a person does NOT inform the person/parties AHEAD* of time that he is unable to make the engagement. On dates, people get STOOD UP. At events, he is considered a NO-SHOW.
Later, flakes generally give lame excuses for their absence or attempt to ignore their behavior altogether.
* A flake is NOT necessarily someone who is LATE or someone who informs the party ahead of time that they are unable to make the event.
Later, flakes generally give lame excuses for their absence or attempt to ignore their behavior altogether.
* A flake is NOT necessarily someone who is LATE or someone who informs the party ahead of time that they are unable to make the event.
“Ya know, Bob is such a flake. He coulda (at least) called to let us know that he wasn’t gonna show up.”
by MNMaxCat April 5, 2020
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Get the Flakey 1 mug.Skeets flakes is the when you try to clean off the dry skeet off of something without water, producing skeet flakes.
Dude I skeeted all over my girl last night and when I woke up I put my fingers through her hair, nastiest thing when I took my hand out, I had a bunch of skeet flakes in my hand.
by Brendenks February 9, 2014
Get the skeet flakes mug.When you're mate is being a cunt but he doesn't really justify why and you can't really think of a better insult to call him.
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Get the Fart flake mug.(noun)- a person who consistently makes plans with people just to flake right before.
(verb)- the act of baiting someone with cool plans, then is no where to be found when shit goes down.
(verb)- the act of baiting someone with cool plans, then is no where to be found when shit goes down.
"Dude! Brittany and I were supposed to go out to Oakland tonight, but she freaking bait and flaked me man!"
"Derek said he got us Limp Biskit tickets for tomorrow night but since he hasn't texted me back. What should I do? "
"Nothing. You just got bait and flaked bz."
"Derek said he got us Limp Biskit tickets for tomorrow night but since he hasn't texted me back. What should I do? "
"Nothing. You just got bait and flaked bz."
by DebbieDowner March 17, 2016
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