Jimmy Floyd

A term of modern rhyming slang derived from the rat-faced footballer Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. Refers to the act of male masturbation.

Sorry I'm late. I had a cheeky Jimmy Floyd before I left the house.

by Secretive Jim February 28, 2005

Flod

Having made poor choices and being unable to cope with the decisions you have made, incapable of making the choices necessary to ameliorate your situation.

Blake: Mike, do you know that we found your friend Moira asleep on the couch with her pants at her ankles, hand in her underwear, groaning?

Mike: Yeah, dude, she's flod.

by M. Dizzy April 22, 2006

pink floyd

bu far one of the beest bands ever. they are good enough to the point to where if ur not on wedd and u listen to them u get the same effects as if u were on weed.There is one thing that pisses me off though. THE PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD BECASUE IT IS A SO-CALLED FAD, GO LISTEN TO THAT GOOD CHARLOTTE SHIT AND LET REAL FANS LISTEN TO THE MUSIC .YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SHIT. I HOPE YOU PAINFULLY DIE.mEANWHILE WE WILL BE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON HAVIN FUN.some of pinks albums-wish you were here, dark side of the moon, and the ever popular, the wall

Old GC Fan- Hey i got the wall i'm so cool
pink fan- if ur so cool name some other albums
old gc fan-ummm lifetyles of the rich and the famous
pink fan-you dumbshit go F**k urself

by darksideofthemoonresident#13 January 8, 2005

tile flood

a tile flood is when ur sittin there in the middle of a shit, or recovering the energy you lost taking tht shit, and this random squirt of pee arises. if you cannot push ur penis down towards the toilet in time, ur penis will stick horizontally out, and u wil pee all ovr ur self and ur floor.

o fucking shit! i didnt recognize the pee was there so i didnt put my penis down, and i got a fucking tile leak! i better clean this up.

by fucksoid February 19, 2005

cave flooding

Cave flooding involves urinating into your partner's anus or vagina during the act of sexual copulation. Considered to be one of the most romantic surprises you can give to your sexual partner.

JIMMY: Last night Frank was so wasted whilst screwing his girlfriend that he forgot what he was doing and he flooded her cave.

JOHNNY: That's no surprise, Frank has been cave flooding ever since he was a little kid. In fact he flooded my pet dalmatians cave just last weekend.

by ElFucko August 5, 2014

The Flood

1) In biblical terms, The Flood is essentially an apocalyptic event in which Noah, the only man meant to survive a worldwide deluge, takes 2 of each animal on an ark to avoid the complete and utter distruction of God's creation.

2) The "weapon" in Halo that The Covenant was in desperate search of acquiring in order to wipe out mankind (NOTE the similarity between this and definition 1.) The Flood itself, is actually a humanoid, body-snatching race of fungal origin and consists of 4 subtype species. Can easily be n00bed via shotgun.

"I just learned about The Flood in Sunday School."

"I just n00bed 3 flood with one shotgun blast."

by sux0r October 2, 2003

flopdargens

A pair of breasts that illicit attention mainly for their unusually large size, mostly found on large women however not limited to them. You may see flopdargens hanging off the side of a partically obese woman's stomach and tucked sloppily into her back pockets, like big meaty seatbelts, in order to avoid taking out street signs and knocking over small children on her way down the street.

Dude, check out the fuckin' flopdargens on that pig. I bet she hasn't seen her feet in years! Oh my god, her arms don't even touch her sides they're so floppin' ridiculous. I'd bang that out. ...Hey, do we need milk?

by infiniti February 9, 2006