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can't get my float on

Having trouble overcoming obstacles that impede the progress of your normal routine or having a bad day.
by america's next top model August 16, 2007
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dirty float

A dirty float is when you have had a bowel movement that has embedded air particles so it floats. The water around it turns a brownish green color(Warning: The color may vary due to the color of the fecal matter), and the fecal matter is still floating on the surface.

hint. Easily produced when eating radishes.
Man 1: Man, I ate so many radishes last night.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1: Ya I feel bad though, I went to Jodi's house later on and let go a huge dirty float in her bathroom, Cruise boat styles.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1:Ya.
by Jason Green March 3, 2008
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will it float

Recurring segment on Letterman
David Letterman: What are we playing for tonight, Alan?
Alan Kalter: Dave, tonight we're playing for a brand new monkey!
by Greg K Nicholson August 2, 2004
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Root Beer Float

A girl can't make up her mind who she wants to sleep with. She decides to bring both guys home, one black and one white. They have a 3-some with the white guy on top and the black on the bottom.
She couldn't decide so ended up getting root beer floated.
by donjuan2015 August 23, 2014
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RootBeer Float

When someone takes a dump on the others face, and then Jizz's all over them.
by Nibs Nutrition May 26, 2009
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Rootbeer float

When someone bends over, ass up in the air. You spread there ass hole open and piss directly into it. The shit and piss froth up, giving it the appearance of a Rootbeer Float.
"Ewa was a good little whore so I delighted her evening with a cleaveland steamer and a Rootbeer Float."
by maskedrolla November 14, 2006
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cross-country milk float driver

Someone who engages in homosexual male sex. Gaylord. Bum bandit.
That Dermot O'Leary is a right cross-country milk float driver.
by Russ February 18, 2005
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