Having trouble overcoming obstacles that impede the progress of your normal routine or having a bad day.
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Get the can't get my float on mug.A dirty float is when you have had a bowel movement that has embedded air particles so it floats. The water around it turns a brownish green color(Warning: The color may vary due to the color of the fecal matter), and the fecal matter is still floating on the surface.
hint. Easily produced when eating radishes.
hint. Easily produced when eating radishes.
Man 1: Man, I ate so many radishes last night.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1: Ya I feel bad though, I went to Jodi's house later on and let go a huge dirty float in her bathroom, Cruise boat styles.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1:Ya.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1: Ya I feel bad though, I went to Jodi's house later on and let go a huge dirty float in her bathroom, Cruise boat styles.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1:Ya.
by Jason Green March 3, 2008
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Get the will it float mug.A girl can't make up her mind who she wants to sleep with. She decides to bring both guys home, one black and one white. They have a 3-some with the white guy on top and the black on the bottom.
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Get the RootBeer Float mug.When someone bends over, ass up in the air. You spread there ass hole open and piss directly into it. The shit and piss froth up, giving it the appearance of a Rootbeer Float.
"Ewa was a good little whore so I delighted her evening with a cleaveland steamer and a Rootbeer Float."
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