floater

A person who doesn't go down.

Scary person: you're going down you piece of crap
Larry: not me I'm a floater

by angry server May 11, 2014

floater

floater-name given to an older man that surfs teen and pre-teen chat rooms pretending to be young for the purpose of meeting or getting off.

person 1: Hey did you read in the paper about that floater that got arrested?

person 2: Yeah, that old cock was on yahoo trying to pic up boys in the puberty chat.

person 1: yeah, what an idot. Every one knows you goto the pre-teen.

by ButchMagnum November 25, 2004

floater

Another word for "lazy eye" syndrome

The bitch looked at me straight, but I could see her floater looking sideways.

by J.M. Goldenrick December 8, 2002

flooker

1. common people..flook as in, to mess up, and fucker, like yer gonna fuck, so a flooker is someone who talks real big about all the ass they get, when really they fuck up
2. it can also be someone who pussies out before sex
3. someone who can get a viager, (see viager)

so you didnt nail her? jeez yer a mad flooker!
man u talk all this shit and ye rnothin but a flooker

by Al March 1, 2004

fleaker

An actual combination of a flask and a beaker, spout and all.

John was in the lab one day and melted together a flask and a beaker and born was a fleaker.

by John Filan February 16, 2006

floater

a large booger that is suspended in mid air in someones nostril, and is obvious to people around

wow, that guy had a huge floater in his nose during the interview

by kitty litterapapa April 28, 2009

Social Floater

A person, usually a co-worker or class mate, who is generally disliked by his/her peers but are totally oblivious to this fact. They will continue to socially interact with you dispite your continued attempts to get rid of them. Much like the turd that just won't seem to go away no matter how many times you flush.

"That new guy rob is the biggest social floater... I've seen some persistant turds but he tops them all, if he comes near me again I'm gonna punch him in the back of the head"

by Myster-A January 18, 2008