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Anal Finglering

A police procedure wherein a quartet of officers surround, subdue, and anally "pester" a fifth individual (usually another officer, or a birthday clown). The act of Anal Finglering has become controversial in recent years, but with the disclusion of clowns it has seen a resurgence in most large precincts. Anal Finglering differs from common "anal fingering" in that it is a group activity utilizing professional entertainers.
The Otero County Sherriff's Department has been chosen to hold the annual joint Police/ATF/FBI/Cirque Du Soleil Anal Finglering Consortium and Potluck this year. Don't foget your butter and your nightsticks!!!
by The Goddess Bunny October 8, 2008
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kiddy fidler

A pedophile, a man that plays with little children!

(ewwwwwww)
"That fucking kiddy fidler got everything he deserved!
by J. Higgins September 5, 2008
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Figger

From a WEstern Maryland town origin;Fake wigger. White hick who tries to act black but is to hopeless to be a wigger. Very common in this area.
The white dude with the buck teeth was wearing his pants so low it was obvious he was a figger.
by Jaura Wipsitz March 31, 2005
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Figger

OMG Look It's A Figger There A Rare Species
by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008
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figger

Don't let figgers near BBQ or else they might try and toss your salad.
by Robbie June 4, 2004
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Figgert

Alternative to faggot

Could mean figs or got figs

You know this is the word that will spread like figs

Pardon the pun
"You are a figgert"
by elzzaC August 26, 2013
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figger naggot

idubbbz is a figger naggot and he did your mom and thats why she is dead
yo idubbbs just figger naggot you.
by Your mum died April 20, 2017
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