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Mother Feather Plucker Syndrome

This is term applies by the same rule of thumb as "Feather Plucker Syndrome" found in this same Urban Dictionary. There is one major difference... This 'Feather Plucker' is a mommy!
Get out of that smoke-filled bathroom with that baby, you mother feather plucker syndrome actin' bitch!
by gravy111 November 22, 2010
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puppy father

A male convict, usually a “lifer,” who selflessly takes it upon himself to educate the first-time prisoner about all of the new things he’ll need to know to keep himself out of trouble.
Yup, I’m a damn good puppy father; I’m definitely doing something right this time around!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019
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Feather Boa

A wrap or shawl consisting of fake feathers glued to a long string. Often comes in bright and flamboyant colors such as bright orange or neon green. Worn mainly by cross-dressers and drag queens. Sometimes seen on drunk people in bars or at parties where such items are distributed as promotional giveaways.
Woman: Hey look! Those Jaegermeister girls are giving away t-shirts, leis, and orange feather boas!

Man: I want a feather boa!

Woman: No way dude, that feather boa is mine - it matches my outfit better than yours!
by Cabin 2584 December 12, 2008
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Where every shordy is covered, and every mandem is wasting his sweetness. Ball kicks with jeans is habit, and the principle is a joke. The 129 at 2:45 is neva a motive, and the gas station only lows two mandems in. Everyother man in the school cuts hair.
Person 1: Good Morning staff & students of Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy

Whole Class: ( trying not to laugh )
by swaggggyyyyy January 13, 2019
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Restrict my airflow, father

It's a more 'pure' and 'innocent' version of saying "choke me, daddy"
It's kind of like a chocking kink
"please restrict my airflow, father....PLeAsE!!!!"
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High Fructose Corn Syrup Father

A high-fructose corn syrup father is the politically correct version of a (finger quote) "Sugar Daddy". The high-fructose corn syrup father is in many ways superior to that of a sugar daddy. One of the most defining differences is the FACT that cane sugar is a more expensive food and beverage additive that can be easily substituted for the less-expensive high-fructose corn syrup food and beverage additive, while retaining the desired effect of sweetening. Thus, a high-fructose corn syrup father is more cost-efficient, it produces a higher profit margin.
Ugly friend: Hey, Anna Nicole, how come you are hooking up with Howard Marshall, who is 63 years your senior?
Gold-digging prostitute: cuz i want him to be my High Fructose Corn Syrup Father. gargle gargle
by JeffJonezZz July 31, 2009
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Fatherly Farts

When dads fart in a cheesy-funny way in order to embarrass children
Father- Hey, pull my finger!
Kid- DAD!!! Fatherly Farts again!?!?!?
by TheAntiItGirl April 3, 2010
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