Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.

My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs

by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022

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Farmersliga

Farmersliga (also known as the Bundesliga to many) is the top-tier football league in Germany.

Known as the Farmersliga, due to teams like SpVgg G. Fürth and Arminia Bielefeld existing only for Bayern and Dortmund to farm for points.

Consequently, players farming goals and assists against these teams, like Lewandowski and Müller, are highly rated, when in reality they are utterly useless outside of the Farmersliga.

Hey man! Wanna watch Bundesliga with me?

Nah bro! I don’t mess with that Farmersliga crap. I prefer watching bigger leagues like the EFL Championship and Serie C.

by Lombard Montague June 17, 2022

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Farterfly

When you have a towel wrapped around your waist, fart and then wave the towel ends like the ends of a Butterfly.

*me with a towel wrapped around my waist*
*farts*
Her: Don't you Farterfly me!!!
Me: Flaps towel ends around

by Sir_Rutto July 23, 2022

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farternity

An all-male college group of crude-minded baked-beans-lovin' studs --- I mean, I mean --- students!

My bluff jovial UCLA chum invited me to an uproarious backyard-barbecue party with his fellow farternity members --- both da food and da raucous companionship were fine, but my ears were ringing and my sinuses were burning by da time I left!

by QuacksO August 20, 2022

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