Faff

(v.) to masturbate vigorously, often to one's own detriment

(v.) to engage in obsessively needless activity

He could have gone to the party, but instead he stayed home, faffin around.

by Holdt April 7, 2010

Faffy

someone who is really fit, derived from the term F.A.F

'Shit, did you see Sam with his shirt off?'
'Yeah, he is WELL faffy'

by Benjy-x August 30, 2009

faff

an abbreviation meaning fuck a fake friend

"#faff we hated you anyways"

by mattyhealeyenthusiast November 11, 2015

farfillion ganektagezoinks

made up word to impress sdf.

My name is SDF and I'm a badass bia and love to play with my farfillion ganektagezoinks and win the the booty shaking lottery.

by Little Pimpin August 18, 2009

Farfalla

a synonym for being fat

cole- FARFALLA
april-oh god i know

by tangerinetreesandmarmaladesky January 15, 2011

faff

a posh person lookin down ther nose at u

that faff can go fuck a tree cuz hes getin on my nerves

by gracie-lou December 16, 2002

faffing

another word for fucking, because it has the same plosive nature (you can really explode it when you say it) it starts with 'f' and you can say it in front of your mum...

"shitbas, just hit my faffing head on the door!"

by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005