Facing

The act of arranging and re-arranging items in a grocery store, usually on a shelf. Not actually making them neater per se, but turning the objects toward you so that they "face" you. Usually done by a grocery clerk of some kind.

"Hey John, you gonna face* aisle 11?"
"Yeah, when I get the time. I gotta check this lady out first."
*form of the word facing

by It'sme33 July 22, 2016

Fagnigitis

Fagnigitis is a rare disease that only the gayest of gays get. It is inherited by riding a large BBC, and can be passed along.

Wow that kid over their has fagnigitis.

by Hi Their Little Man January 7, 2020

FadingSm11le

The best girl to ever see the world she is beautiful and has a great personality she is both nice funny and sometimes rude which makes her the best person to exist i love her and you should to she is the best person I have ever met

“Have you talked to fadingsm11le recently is she good I love her so much she’s beautiful”

by Choicedrake521 February 7, 2021

Fagging off

Carrying on rediculous and unwarranted homosexual acts in public places; such as gyms, to attract the attention of other gays.

Sometimes used competitivley between two or more fags to determine who is the faggiest. More commonly know as a fag off.

Quit fagging off over there you are making a mess.

by Cara bella dou in heif June 14, 2010

Facing the Pillow

v. Much like facing the music, this term implies owning up to something you've done, or to the anger of many a relative, such as a wife, sibling, or even lover. Unfortunately, this particular term refers mostly to the outcome of fessing up, and means becoming smothered by the other person in this little play due to their outrage at your mistakes.

Johnny: Help! 911 operator! I just told me wife I cheated and now I'm hiding in my room because I'm facing the pillow!!
911 operator: Well, let us know where you live, and someone will be there to help right away.
Johnny: I live at<MMMMMPPHHH! MMMMMMMMM!! UUMMMMMMMMHHHMMUU UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
911 operator: Sir. Where did you say you lived?
Johnny:...........................
Johnny's wife: Sorry ma'am. My husband mis-dialed.
911 operator: Well then! Have a wonderful evening ma'am!

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008

Facing out

A catatonic state achieved when browsing facebook. Noun: spaced out

husband: Honey what would you like for dinner?
wife: (silent while staring at computer)
husband: Helloooo, is there anybody there? I'll clean the bathroom if you say yes.
wife: (still nothing)
note: wife is Facing Out

by MrPoodle June 20, 2009

Faping

Having a good day

Yesterday sucked but now I am faping.

by MuskMaster5000 September 26, 2019