Rat-faced Gypsy Whore

Any of a type of prostitute that offers her services to men, particularly tourists, and does so in a forceful, often larcenous manner. Prostitutes of this kind are prevalent in Prague's Old Town Square, where they are easily identified by their rat-face gypsy appearance.

Rat-faced Gypsy Whore: "You speak English?"
Tourist: "Yes"
Rat-faced Gypsy Whore: "You want sex?" (while attempting to rob the contents of the startled victim)

by RatFaceHata October 19, 2005

Pussy Faced Jack

A man named jack, who has a pussy face. white trash long greasy blonde hair. Shower Bi-weekly; offen smelly like a rotten pussy. Plus his face is so terribly un kept hairy mess that it looks like an amish pussy. Go Fuck Your Self Jack.

Who was that? Oh its just pussy faced jack, he wants to come over. Tell him to go fuck himself.

by thisy guy June 7, 2010

red faced

to get drunk: usually reffering to irish/white people as there face turns red when there drunk.

yo, those dudes in the bar are so red faced.

by tommy1 April 25, 2007

Beef Enchilada Facial

A dutch oven gone wrong. When someone intends to fart under the sheets and then hold their significant head under to breathe it and instead they shit.

I tried to dutch oven my girlfriend and gave her a beef enchilada facial instead. Now I need new sheets and a new girlfriend.

by Woodenho July 13, 2010

goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch

"The bitchiest of bitches. Reserved for one who consistently whines, thinks themselves the best, and must be taken down a notch through the use of a sweet-ass insult."

Bro 1: "Hey man, did you see that nerd Tyler? He's always going on about how cool he is and he always yells at everyone."
Bro 2:"Yeah, he's a goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch."
Bro 1: "Woah, dude, I don't know if I would go that far."

by Gold fish ass tuna-faced bitch January 5, 2015

tile-faced

to be passed out on the bathroom floor.

Bruce Lee: Look at this tile-faced motherfucker.
Jose Contreras: (muffled) Shut the fuck up

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

Surprise Facial

When you and a number of other people are in a casual conversation and you secretly begin to masturbate. Just before reaching the ejaculation, WHIP OUTCHA COCK and EXPLODE all over one of the female's faces.

'Yo Jefferson Black Man, I was mingling with some friends on Saturday and Taneisha gave me a dirty look. To get back at her I gave her a surprise facial!'
'You mean like cum?'
'Yea man, she was fuckin glazed.'

by IMA CUM ON YOU December 17, 2008