irish exit

More specifically, the irish exit refers to the departure from any event without telling any friends, associates or acquaintances that one is leaving. It is almost always the result of being very inebriated/intoxicated.

Man 1. Hey man, where'd you go last night? You just disappeared, did you take a girl home or something?

Man 2. Nah, I got drunk and pulled an irish exit. Uh... happy birthday by the way.

by moncho December 27, 2007

Dutch exit

To fart before leaving a table, car, elevator, or room and leaving the stench with others. A cross between a Dutch oven and a French exit.

Did you guys dig that Dutch exit I pulled off when you dropped me off last night?

by Menudofan July 6, 2006

sex :excited:

Overwhelmingly great sex. None of the regulars at #caffeinelounge get sex :excited: so they wouldn't know.

j2n4me had sex :excited:?

by thedef May 7, 2005

British Exit

You're doing it from behind, you scream, "Bloody Hell", pour tea on her, and run away.

She doesn't like when I give her British Exit. She has Tea burns afterwards

by rollmybluntbitch July 6, 2016

the excitement

the "discreet" term my boyfriend uses when he asks me if I wanna have sex

Alex was getting ansy at the party and wouldn't you know it, he leaned over and whispered in my ear, " Do you wanna go and have the excitement?"

by Linnea December 30, 2004

exit

Death, mostly of natural causes.

"That old bum has finally came to an exit."

by Dreben_2097 May 25, 2005

exit wound

(n.) the brown mark left behind in your underpants when the tip of a turd decides to slide out of your asshole, breach the ass cheek barrier, and scrape the cloth of your underpants.

fella #1: dude, my girlfriend was hogging the bathroom this morning before work and i really had to make duty. it was almost a disaster.
fella #2: you didn't crap your pants did you?
fella #1: no. when i finally got in the bathroom my underwear only had an exit wound in 'em. luckily, it wasn't a full blown shit fest.
fella #2: ...i would've just taken the dump in her shoes.

by fackyou2 September 19, 2009