Canon event

Event: Someone must get folded, for Spiderman to be molded

Do not break the canon event, Miles! - Miguel O'Hara

by Andester June 18, 2023

everbeasted

The kind of drunk where where you don't usually remember much of the night before aside from the most ridiculous happenings such as breaking stripper poles or sliding down the tree outside of your kitchen window. The cause of this catastrophic disaster is due in part to the jungle juice you have indulged in "Lube style" tanker cups consisting mainly of Everclear---thus the basis of the name....everbeasted.

Ed: blah blah blah duuuuude hahaha I'm still drunk blah blah blah where did Tara go? blah blah blah look at my leg hahaha

Greg: huh huh huh dude where are my gleeeses...

Jamie: Greg you seriously broke the stripper pole hahaha

Greg: nuh uh! Oh shit! I was so everbeasted!!

Ed: blah blah blah

by ~*ja~*mi~*e~ March 5, 2009

Event Hairizon

The exact point in which the accumulation of facial hair shifts from "a few days growth" to a dense enough state that it can no longer be shaved by a standard razor.

Although Adam enjoyed his seasonal camping trip, on his return he was dismayed to find that he had crossed the event hairizon and would need to buy an electric shaver.

by Robotmike January 19, 2010

Everdark

A person, place or thing that is dark, forever.

The everdark person is sexy and nice but still dark.

by Everlight October 26, 2011

everbomb

one shot everclear dropped into cup containing monster/red bull/any energy drink and a 5 hour energy shot.

wanna get wasted and jacked real fast? Drink 2 everbombs

by silly fool December 5, 2012

Elverta

Elverta is a skinny blonde babe with big blue eyes and a nice ass. She's great at putting shitheads in their place and encouraging bitches to speak their minds. She can only cook grill cheese sandwhiches.

Elverta will kick your ass if she hears you talking shit like that.

by Dr. Fuzzy Slippers December 31, 2012

everberry pie

A pie made out of everberries in the Infinity Blade universe. Siris always wanted to taste it but was never allowed to since he had to follow strict training.

Everberry pie is the best pie!

by Ryth March 23, 2013