• Eva (noun)
•1 An Eva can be found in mostly only three ways. First Way: Very lonely, Funny, Loving, Caring, Kind, Self-controlled and basically the class clown. The Second Way: A friend who is not always the best-of friends but are nice and normally romantically attached to somebody in a friend group, they normally hang out with males bringing a female into conversation (sometimes). The Third Way: They very bitchy and mean type of person who is normally obsessed with a alpha male and will humiliate other females to get to the alpha male they are romantically attracted to.
•2 An Eva can normally be found in school grounds or in a bedroom/office on a computer.
(I have no other info sorry lol)
•1 An Eva can be found in mostly only three ways. First Way: Very lonely, Funny, Loving, Caring, Kind, Self-controlled and basically the class clown. The Second Way: A friend who is not always the best-of friends but are nice and normally romantically attached to somebody in a friend group, they normally hang out with males bringing a female into conversation (sometimes). The Third Way: They very bitchy and mean type of person who is normally obsessed with a alpha male and will humiliate other females to get to the alpha male they are romantically attracted to.
•2 An Eva can normally be found in school grounds or in a bedroom/office on a computer.
(I have no other info sorry lol)
by CanBeChucky October 20, 2021
Get the Evamug. Eva is a big fat piece of human lard. Eva’s consume over 10,000 calories a day and have to way over 10 tons to be considered and Eva. You know someone is an Eva when they call other people fat. They think they are not fat but they look and weigh the size of a semi truck.
by Gabe Owner The First May 5, 2022
Get the Evamug. 
by _Hxdsnn_ July 26, 2020
Get the Evamug. Eva is a beautiful dirty-blond, green-eyed girl. She is too cool for school. Sugar is her bæ and she is very picky.
by lalalaeffie March 18, 2017
Get the Evamug. A fuckwit, spoilt bitch! Flirts with boys that are in relationships and leads everyone one. Smokes weed at parties, shows up "fashionable late", tells secrets to others to seem cool.
Then will message you to say sorry when she has no friends lol
Then will message you to say sorry when she has no friends lol
Invitation states, "all invited, only rule
Is don't be an Eva"
Mum- "would you like a smoothie for breakfast Eva?"
Eva- "FOR FUCK SAKE YOU CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT MUM, I HATE YOU"
Is don't be an Eva"
Mum- "would you like a smoothie for breakfast Eva?"
Eva- "FOR FUCK SAKE YOU CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT MUM, I HATE YOU"
by Pussy pussy pussy April 24, 2018
Get the Evamug. The palest fucker you'll ever meet. Like does she even go outside????? Omg she's so pale
Her hair literally looks like a bunch of curly fries. Not the good curly fries tho like the semi-burnt ones at the bottom of the bag
Her eyes are blue-green but who honestly gives a shit lmao
Likes the taste of blood, but has hemophobia. Seeing her own blood and small amounts of forgein blood is fine tho
Has a Littlest Pet Shop collection.
Usually on Tumblr or YouTube. Her Tumblr consists of little things she draws and shitposts.
Shops at Hot Topic a lot because she's a chucklefuck. Reads a lot of manga
Nickname is Eevee, as in the pokémon
Her hair literally looks like a bunch of curly fries. Not the good curly fries tho like the semi-burnt ones at the bottom of the bag
Her eyes are blue-green but who honestly gives a shit lmao
Likes the taste of blood, but has hemophobia. Seeing her own blood and small amounts of forgein blood is fine tho
Has a Littlest Pet Shop collection.
Usually on Tumblr or YouTube. Her Tumblr consists of little things she draws and shitposts.
Shops at Hot Topic a lot because she's a chucklefuck. Reads a lot of manga
Nickname is Eevee, as in the pokémon
Bobby: O shit look at dat it's Eva
Jimmy: Holy fuck is she glowing? She's so pale
Timmy: Her hair looks like Arby's curly fries wtf
Jimmy: Holy fuck is she glowing? She's so pale
Timmy: Her hair looks like Arby's curly fries wtf
by lil-miss-eevee July 12, 2017
Get the Evamug.