Easterbation

the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession

Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice
Dude 2: well done dude uve mastered Easterbation

by Xenesthad July 27, 2008

east stroudsburg

probably one of the whackest towns you will ever have the displeasure of being in or hearing of. its small and has way too many people in it because everyone from NY insists on moving here. dont bother driving anywhere on the weekends...theres too many tourists causing mad traffic. its either filled with a) dirty ass icp dirtbags who live for sitting outside the mall on friday nights b) "minorities" who actually put some excitement in the newspaper but arent minorities anymore c) hicks...enough said or d) skanky ass dirty std having little smuts. its boring as fuck so everyone does the same shit....drink, smoke, or fuck. and then the 5.0 stay up our ass but its not our fault there aint shit else to do. besides go to walmart....or the excitment filled stroud mall. STOP COMING HERE MOTHER FUCKERS!

"i really need to get out of fucking east stroudsburg"

by bitchBETCHbitch March 11, 2009

Far*East Movement

An Asian Hip Hop Group from Long Beach. Their hit singles include "You've Got a Friend" feat. Baby Bash and Lil' Rob, "Lowridin", and "Dance Like Michael Jackson". The members include Kevnish, Prohgress, J-Splif, and Dj Virman.

"Far*East Movement is no doubt the leader in the Asian American hip hop scene".
—JAE CHONG

by pandaapplebear April 1, 2009

Eastern Orthodox

Another term used to describe the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church - i.e. the Orthodox Church.

The Orthodox Churhc was founded by Christ and His Apostles and is the oldest and second largest Church in existance. The majority of its adherants live in Eastern Europe, the Middle East and North Africa.

Some of its distinct features include its strong emphasis on Tradition and not adding or subtracting from the Faith and its rich liturgical life.

The Easyern Orthodox Church is the only true Church and has perfectly preserved the Truth of Christ.

The Eastern Orthodox Church is NOT Roman Catholic.

by Naitsirhc Xodohtro November 8, 2005

East Troy

Possibly the coolest motherfucking town on the east side of the Mississippi. Notoriously known for the ample supply of weed and booze, East Troy is far better than the faggot town of Mukwonago (they suck big balls). East Troy, also known as ET, also holds the record for having the largest number of kids getting underage drinking tickets because the popos here are huge assholes (especially bev, big fat bitch).

Person 1: Where are you going this weekend?
Person 2: East Troy bitch
Person 1: I am so jealous. Get me weed.

by Bev Rhode July 10, 2010

East Jesus

referring to a place that is ungodly far away.

Teacher: "Will you be needing a hall pass?"
Student: "Yes, considering the fact that my locker is over in East Jesus."

by Kyyylaaaa November 25, 2007

Eastlake Middle School

Don’t even fucking get me started. This is where all those bitch kids be throwing up gang signs and acting like they a blood be. Also all them annoying ass rich kids, they think their cool from their designer belts. Yeah and that nigga mr. Miana, if I were to shoot up the school he’d be the first on my list, he got no manners on god lmao, and THEN I’d go for the little fucking domonios pizza looking ass stupid hoe faggot fucks who flex and brag about their designer clothes. The only niggas that are chill here are the kids with autism, they the homies NO KAP. Besides all the weird thots at this school & all the school is pretty.

Bob: What school do you go to?
Fucking dumb dollar bill looking shit sit: Eastlake Middle School
Bob: Get the fuck away from me right now

by Swag kid lmfao April 8, 2019