eberardo

The most coolest person you will ever meet. He is kind and respectful. Eberardo is perfect in every way. He has the most beautiful eyes. The perfect smile, prefect laugh. He gives the best hugs and kisses he is always there when you need to talk. He is very strong and caring. He is worth every second of your time. He can make you happy no matter what in any condition. Eberardo is extremely smart and talented, he is amazing at any sport he plays. He is fair and kind.

Eberardo is the love of my life and I can’t imagine my life without him

by German.aleee November 23, 2021

Ethernal

Eternal yet ethereal. Hypothetically everlasting it is also fragile, delicate, intangible, beyond grasping, or some unconventional interpretation of eternity.

My love for you is ethernal. 1 week later I don't love you anymore, but we can forever share that I DID love you, and no one can ever take that away from us!
I will live for ethernity - all these atoms and energy will continue on past the termination of my consciousness.

by Zoidharg November 23, 2018

ether

this shit is fucking crazy!
u can see yourself twice but you don't know which one is the real one which kinda sucks but also makes it more interesting:)

When i was doing ether i saw myself lying on a big bed on there were little monsters in different bright colors(they had a lot of hair and huuuge big teeth) on my knee and were eating it!that fucking freaked me out! then i saw the other me just watching me. stupid me! until now i still dont know which one was the real me :D
if u wanna experience an amazing nightmare then do it - have never done it again but it was awesome but also scary ( since these monsters were eating my knee/legs although i didnt feel any pain) my conclusion is that is was fucking cool:)!!!!

by tereza March 1, 2008

The Eberhart Fart

It's when you love the feeling of taco meat running down your chin and the sight of a small malaysian boy taking senior pictures. You love it so much that you are run through a forest with your pet parrot and jump off a cliff and land inside a female clown's vagina. You then yell out at the gods for the great sensation running through your body.

Park Ranger Lonnie- hey did you run up the gumdrop river 2 weeks ago?

Sergio- nah, i did the eberhart fart like a soldier.

by FarchMaster Flex October 6, 2009

Siskel and Ebert

Sexual expression involving the enterance of two thumbs from two individuals entering the rectal area of another individual in seqence.

Upon leaving the theatre Dan screamed aloud as Ryan and I gave him a two thumbs up, Siskel and Ebert salute. The movie sucked but Dan got a great review

by dave O March 12, 2004

Etherbunny

Etherbunny - slang
1) Slang for network technician, or one who uses Ethernet cables often.
2) One who utilizes Chloroform to achieve some sort of high or other side effect on themself.
3) The butt of jokes relating to Ethernet's deprecation.

1) "My nets died so often the Etherbunny was fiddling with my router for 2 hours."
2)

Person A: "Did you run into that fuckin Etherbunny?"
Person B: "Yeah, passed out in the bathroom."
3)

Person A: "What's an Ethernet?"
Person A: "Something used to catch the Etherbunny"

by def(): February 8, 2018

Eoher

A revolting, worm-like gnome with tiny ears and a micropenis that he waggles at frightened young maidens while he cackles a screeching laugh (Origin: Hungarian). The modern adaptation of the word has come to represent particularly salacious and repugnant men under five-foot-ten.

"I was having fun at the party until I got cornered by that Eoher. He smelled terrible and was drooling over me like a piece of meat."

by Mewrhedd October 25, 2011