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Dutchman's Fullhouse

Having a two flush dump that requires no wiping.
Jesse was dealt a Dutchman's Fullhouse after a heavy night of drinking and tacos. He was now the envy of his friends.
by Oskee Wow Wow March 9, 2009
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Dutton

The most derogatory name you could call someone, male or female. Usually used with extreme emotion behind it , aimed to hurt and insult someone. Hate, despise and hold with no respect whatsoever.

An ugly, cold, cruel inhumane, person.

Derived from an Australian right wing politician, Peter Dutton, who was in political power from 2013.
Duttons treatment of the those fleeing the war torn countries they stemmed from, to seek safety & asylum in Australia, was hands down the most inhumane, cold, racially predjiduce and unashamedly cruel treatment of human beings, seen seen since Nazi Germany.
You fucking DUTTON!

You are nothing but a right Dutton!!

Fuck off Dutton!!
by SuperSillySoapboxStar June 10, 2018
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Call of Duty Infinite Loop

When you are playing Call of Duty, and you have to do something else, like school or work, and you tell yourself "One more match" after every match, but always find an excuse to play another, and another, and another, etc. Time loses all meaning while in this loop.
THE CALL OF DUTY INFINITE LOOP:

Man, I need to go to work. But I didn't do so good that

match, just one more then I'm done...

====TEN MINUTES LATER====

Alright! 33-4! I'm on a roll, can't stop now!!!

====TEN MINUTES LATER====

Damn, team lost that time. Gotta avenge that loss!

====TEN MINUTES LATER====

Ok...that's it, time to go to wo...oh, a party invite....maybe just one more match.....
by Wickonis Parable February 8, 2010
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Dutch Oven Suicide

Basically, the act of the Dutch Oven, but gone wrong. Instead of the other persons head being held underneath the covers, you find your own head underneath the covers, forcing you to inhale your own gasses.
Man1: Dude, did you give your girlfriend that Dutch Oven, as you told me you would?

Man2: Yeah, I tried, but she managed to turn it into a dutch oven suicide and trapped me underneath the blankets after I farted, I vomited for an hour.
by Some guy1 September 3, 2012
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Dutch Hammer

A large Dutchman's penis. There is generally a stereo typical conclusion that african american men have a large penis. This may be true, but don't count out a 6 foot plus blonde dutch male, they generally carry a fuckin Dutch Hammer. Large and in charge when in gear, however simply understated and simple when not in use-which makes perfect sense for the working man. A hard working man wouldn't want his pecker getting in the way of a hard days work.
Carrie thinks black dudes have big cranks, wait till she see's Smitty's Dutch Hammer
by Gun Slinger April 5, 2011
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Closet Dutertard

A person who always defend Duterte by starting off sentences

"I'm not pro-Duterte but...."
That guy is obviously a DDS but he still refuse to admit the true color of his politexuality, he's a Closet Dutertard
by PutokSaBuho May 8, 2020
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Dutch

Not to be confused with the similar word Dutch (the nationality of The Netherlands).

British/Irish slang referring to the method by which the cost of something is shared amongst present parties, or "splitting a bill".

Example:
Person 1: "I'll pay for the tab."

Person 2: "Nonsense, I shall."

Person 3: "Should we go dutch?"

Person 4: "Good idea!"
by Laurie Cathal November 20, 2020
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