When one begins the day at Waffle House, continues by eating large quantities of smoked meats, and imbibes sufficient alcohol, they become the villain known as the Chattanooga Crop Duster. The lowered inhibition from the blood alcohol level and fermentation of the meat in the belly turns even the most lawful good character into a gaseous gangster, venting their gastrointestinal malaise for all to smell as they skip down the sidewalk in search of more ribs, beer, and/or hash browns.
My buddy G went down south and enjoyed the grease, barbecue, and libations so much he morphed into the Chattanooga Crop Duster. I thought I smelled a natural gas leak, but it was just him ripping ass.
by nancyscrew June 22, 2021
An individual who engages in crop dusting within an office environment. These individuals are typically shunned as their lewd act is generally considered taboo inside the office.
by Dr. Zay-us December 14, 2011
I was walking in the mall and tried to crop dust an old man but sharted my pants and ended up giving my self a rusty crop-duster.
by blindhog June 20, 2013
When your girlfriend gets spunk all over her knuckles after wanking you off and threatens you in a comical manner with the "spunk knuckle duster".
Girlfriend to boyfriend after wanking him off *she brandishes fist* "I'll punch your face in with my spunk knuckle duster you minger!"
by Freakosaurus April 08, 2011
Pants, shoes or other articles of clothing that otherwise look like you could do manual labor in them, like dusting crops, pulling weeds, shoveling shit, digging ditches etc.,
Dang he's cute but he's always strolling around rocking them crop dusters on his feet. Can't stand nobody with dirty shoes.
by teekam April 11, 2011
A sex position in which you double fist a woman with your wrists together, while squatting over her and slamming your hands inside the woman's cooch like an oil well.
by turbo_moisture December 09, 2018
Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.
by The S Master June 13, 2021