crop duster

A person who does a fart (usually silent) in an area and then leaves, thereby leaving the smell for others to savour.

That guy is a mean cropduster.

He was the worst cropduster that I've ever met.

by stub004 July 6, 2004

crop duster

A car with some sort of engine problem that causes it to release an abnormal amount of exhaust, usually of a bluish color.

Boy, that old Impala was quite the crop duster.

by Zone-Ranger October 8, 2007

crop duster

To lay a silent fart down the aisle of a grocery store when someone is toward you...and listen to them gag.

see click and drag

son: "Dad why is that guy choking and hacking like that?"
Dad: "Cause daddy just laid a crop duster."
son: "OMG he's turning blue!"

by Punkhead May 25, 2005

crop duster

Placing your butt over a girl's bush and ripping a nasty, windy fart as to simulate crop dusting.

After we finished having sex I gave that bitch a sweet crop duster.

by Dirty Sanchez January 27, 2003

crop duster

When Mr. Teeds mom releases noxious carcinogenic odors from her flapping meat wallet as she passes by.

Is there a rotting carcas in here or did Teeds mom walk in the room?

by BIG DADDY December 2, 2003

Crop Duster

When a person farts as they walk past you and some buds.

Damn, man the dirty kids fucking crop dusted us again!

by heavy-d March 13, 2003

Crop Duster

Sexual act where a male ties a female up, sets up a fan in front of her face, and masturbates into the fan until ejaculation, thus splattering the discharge all over the female's face.

Susie: Tommy, last time you gave me a crop duster you ruined my new top!

by Rodney Simmons September 21, 2007