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Dumping Shard

Is a naturally occuring phenomenon, that happens only once in a persons life.

It is an event of expellation of human waste equal to the force generated by 10 subsequent earthquakes.

It usually fills 5 meters of the human intestinal tract at one time.

Scientists believe its cause to be linked to the pulling of the moons gravity.
Friend 1: Hey man, just wait a second, I got to drop a dumping shard.
Friend 2: I'll prepare the ceremony outfits.
by Hell Rebs January 10, 2008
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dumpster bear

1. a bear which forsakes its natural food source for foraging in dumpsters.

2. a sparing person who prefers to eat food which is no longer fresh or is past its expirion date, rather than discarding it.
"Why did you throw away my lunch leftovers?"
"Because they were in the fridge for three weeks now!"
"But they were still edible!"
"I wound't marry you if I knew you are such a dumpster bear."
by dumpsterbear January 8, 2010
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Dumpster Zombie

noun. Someone who clearly has no fashion sense.
someone who looks like they were rummaging through a dumpster late at night to obtain the clothes they are wearing
one who throws on anything with no regard for how it looks (i.e. wrinkles, dirty, stained)
She/He's a total Dumpster Zombie.
by absurd angel January 10, 2010
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Humpty Dumpty Junkie

A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals
A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie
by EricCC December 9, 2014
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Dumpstep

When you listen to Dubstep while taking a shit.
I was at school and heard Dubstep coming from the stall, the kid was taking a shit. that day Dumpstep was created.
by Trever or Evan. September 25, 2011
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rolling dumpster fire

A rolling dumpster fire is an individual, or a collective, whose actions are treacherous, destructive, bone-headed, and out of control. A rolling dumpster fire's appearance may be messy, unkempt, ugly, and/or completely uncoordinated. Though very much like a hot mess, dumpster fire, or a train wreck, the main distinction of a rolling dumpster fire is that he or she is out of control, can't be stopped, and is threatening to light the whole goddamn neighborhood on fire.
"Did you see Martha's weave this morning? It was all off and shits. That girl is a rolling dumpster fire."
"Rosie is a rolling dumpster fire. She came in asking us stupid questions about the project, and then nobody got anything done until noon."
by Snap Captor December 3, 2009
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Lap Dumpin

The simultaneous action of taking a dump while exploring/playing on the internet on your laptop computer
Jeff: Hey Bill, thanks for the Toilet Paper.

Bill: No problem, bud. What's with the lap top?

Jeff: Oh, I'm just Lap Dumpin. No big deal.
by Owandus1989 August 23, 2009
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