Downsourcing

The corporate practice of replacing competent personnel with cheap labor that will produce an inferior product, which sounds good on paper for about the first fiscal quarter.

Then management will throw good money at consultants to cover their mistake.

Colleague: hey, I heard you were let go by BBD&O. What happened?
Copywriter: I'm a victim of downsourcing. They found some dumass kid that can’t finish a sentence to do my work for half the price.
Colleague: Yea – I’ve seen some of his copy. Jeze – he couldn’t write his way out of a paper bag!

by syntaxpolice June 22, 2011

download asymptote

When your download speed steadily decreases as you near the completion of the download, such that your download will get infinitely close to finishing, but never actually finish.

The program said it'd take about 3 minutes to finish, but thanks to download asymptote it ended up taking 3 hours.

by solargambler March 15, 2013

downtown tap

Lightly bumping another car while parallel parking downtown.

I downtown tapped a car while parallel parking last night.

Some bitch downtown tapped my car and now there's a mark on my bumper.

by Pgerber7 April 24, 2014

downloadably awesome

a song or file that a friend shows you that you happen to enjoy enough to want to download it yourself, you would even spend money to download it.

that song is downloadably awesome

by Awesome Newfie October 8, 2014

Downtown Gumstick

When a man drags his sweaty ball sack over the forehead of his male lover until it sticks

Hopefully Greg will give me a downtown gumstick tonight.

by 6GuysDicks&Thighs August 6, 2016

downtown special

An ambiguous term for any action that seeks to dominate/own another person. Can be used sexually and non-sexually. Originated from the phrase "Takin' her downtown", or "From downtown!"

I gave my girl the downtown special, Bro!

Dude I gave 'em the downtown special! I scored from backfield!

by untitled0_0 August 14, 2017

Downcountry

A rimjob performed after the recipient has gone at least 7 days without a shower.

Bro, did you hear about Mike? He went downcountry on that hippie on their first date.

by RidingDirty666 August 31, 2018