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Douchebadge

What a corporate ID badge becomes when worn on a belt or lanyard, especially while not in the office or on campus. Keep that shit in your wallet, nobody cares where you work.
Wow, this starbucks is full of Microsofties and their blue douchebadges.
by dashtrash July 21, 2010
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douchebagathon

When a person constantly acts stupid and dumb. They are running the Douchebagathon.
Damn, douchebagathon! Did u win the douchebag race for douchebagaknights.
by Cory G. B April 2, 2008
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douchebadge

The badge of the douche. Any accessory that makes the wearer look like a self-important idiot.
-Lisa always walks around with her bluetooth earpiece in her ear, even when she's not on the phone.
-I know, it's totally her douchebadge.
by L.M. Aut August 29, 2007
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Insufferable Douchebags

A term used to describe a circle of friends that somehow get on your nerves. Used by stuck-up people who range from teacher's pets to just people that are way to smart.
"You guys are all insufferable douchebags"- Amanda
by Attila97 March 5, 2011
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douchbaganese

The act of speaking in a manner that represents a douchebag.
Douchebag - "Hey friend, check out my new 325i, hold on got take this call on my bluetooth."
Friend - "Sorry "friend" I don't speak douchbaganese."
by ZorroDave September 13, 2006
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douchebagging

the act of being a douchebag.
"did you see how he's treating his girl?"
"yeah, man. he's douchebagging. forreal."
by AesthicQueen September 21, 2011
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Douchebag Hat

Noun - A faggy looking mixbreed of a baseball cap and a conductor hat. This hat is usually dark green or black, purchased at Le Chateau on the men's side, and worn at night. The douchebag hat is worn low as to cover the snakelike red eyes of the douchebag wearing it. The douchebag hat is a fashion statement that says, "Look at me! I'm a big, bloated, superficial douchebag! Wanna fuck?"
Did you see Randy/Joe and the new whore he's fucking standing by the bar?

No.

Right there. He's the one wearing the douchebag hat.

Oh. I see him now.
by Playaaa What! September 26, 2007
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