Probably one of the most douche-y people you‘ll ever come across in your whole entire life, he’s so stuck up his own ass that his head comes up and out of his own mouth. He’s rude, disrespectful, teases girls and makes them feel uncomfortable. He plants images of his pp into your mind, acting like it’s super big, even though you know it’s probably only medium size. He’s fairly attractive and uses this to your disadvantage. He’s such a douche that I wouldn’t be surprised if he anally douches. The end.
by matilda <3 September 11, 2020

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by killajem6000 March 26, 2017

~A person who, While also being a unfeeling, asshole with an Ego trumping His/Her IQ Tenfold, will mooch Money and Social standing from whoever he comes in contact with.
by Just.Another.Nothing October 10, 2014

Ajit Pai is the ultimate form of the douche bag. Going from Verizon Lawyer to being designated as FCC Chairman by America's own Manchurian Candidate. He wants to make the internet shitty for literally everyone and probably doesn't know a thing about actual networking. Like literally nothing.
My name is Ajit Pai and I don't know a thing about networking but let me sell you on this fancy idea called "Internet Fast Lanes!"
Cisco Routers? Is that like Sisqo's Thong Song? God, I'm SUCH a douchebag!
Cisco Routers? Is that like Sisqo's Thong Song? God, I'm SUCH a douchebag!
by Frank Jaeger November 22, 2017
