Dine and ditch

A mash up of dine and dash and ding dong ditch. The participants evade paying their bill at a restaurant, leaving a flaming bag of dog shit as a distraction.

Those damn kids dine and ditched!

by Spootypuff November 11, 2010

ding dong ditch

to ring someone's door bell and then run away....

Kevin- yo did u hear about mike, denis, danny, matt,rodrigo, and chris they are the masters of ding dong ditching, they got almost every house in the fort lee cliffside area

by mike990dwa September 21, 2005

Ditch pig

An affectionate term for a fat ugly girl

by shearer June 17, 2003

Ditcher

A Medieval person that digs ditches...

The Medieval ditcher was doing his job

by Kassandra75 December 18, 2012

Ditched

When you ask your buddy to pick you up and he tells you he'll be there soon. He says he's doing something else and he'll come later, then he just does it again and again.

AAAJ:Hey bud can you come drive me to this banger?Murph: Yeah I will be there in 20 I'm just changing my break pads on my piece of shit truck.

AAAJ: its been an hour and a half, where are you?
Murph: take a deep fucking breath I'll be there in 15.
AAAJ: Ahhhhhh I"m getting ditched

by Chilly and Hooley May 18, 2010

fuck ditch

noun: A term for the female genitalia; synonymous with furry taco, bearded clam, and swollen axe wound.

"Shit man, I got too wasted last night and fed it to Lynne Montgomery's nasty fuck ditch."

by Getou Tathere February 17, 2005

googal donchery

Saying that something is strange or weird. Used to make fun of someone or when you aren't being really serious.

"hey dude, lets go solve mathematical equations!" "no man, that's googal donchery."

by Sir Callahan February 9, 2007