doish

A word synonymous with "Doh!"

Doish! I forgot the bunnies in the laundry room.

by chaichai March 23, 2005

You're Dismissed

When the teacher says "you're dismissed", what he/she is actually saying is "clean up and fuck off"

Teacher: You're dismissed.
Me: just because you are an adult does not mean you have to say that to 20+ kids, you fucking nasty dipshit

by Xx_n00bSl4yer73_xX January 17, 2019

doisl;jm vsasio;

what people do when they are procrastinating or when they are bored. usually done by teenagers when doing an important project.

kelsey and mish were doing their sex ed homework...

kelsey: doisl;jm vsasio;!
mish: what the f**k
kelsey: THIS IS SO CONFUSING.....HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW WHERE THE RECTUM IS.....
mish: ohhhh....

by GURARY December 16, 2008

dooism

When a person proclaims a statement as truth or common, but cannot support the statement with any facts other than their own opinion.

A says: ...the Brisbane Broncos coach is Wayne 'smiles a lot' Bennett...
B says: who calls him smiles a lot?
A says: everybody
B asks people around, no body calls him that
A says: well all my friends do...
B says: there is another 'dooism'

by RubbishSpotter September 2, 2009

Deism

The belief that the universe was not created by God, but by another omnipotent being of the same name.

I'm a deist because I believe in deism.

by crocoduck May 12, 2011

dismemberment

to have sex with disected body parts, usually external body limbs.

i had a great time dismembermentating with someone's frozen feet last nite, real cooooool.....

by hAppYcUmbUCKiT September 24, 2003

dobsmac

a moron who has too much time on his hands and decides to type a bunch of wasted words instead of just "the male reproductive organ" for the definition of penis.

dobsmac is dumb.

by never going to this site again so dont bother maki May 5, 2006