High Dive

When you poop standing-up.

That toilet in the gas-station restroom was so gross I had to High Dive.

by Borat Obomba October 15, 2011

shelf diving

When you're looking for something specific in a store, most commonly used with stuff that you
expect not to be there anymore. (Ex: discontinued items not taken off shelf yet)

"Bro, I had to do some serious shelf diving to find this box of cheese flavored Maruchans!"

by tricksterTime February 8, 2019

Mcmuff dive

To go down on a fat girl.

Dave: did you take home that fat girl from McDonald's?
Chubby chaser: ya bro, I even gave her a mcmuff dive.... Twice.

by Illtryanythingtwice December 5, 2013

diving bridge

stated by some chink named Joobie, meaning diving board

You can buy on the diving bridge

by dbr May 19, 2004

Dumpster Dive

In search of treasure, you Google your ex and are sucked into a black hole of a tireless hunt through all of social media, emerging hours later with NOTHING BUT HOT GARBAGE and a defeated, lonely heart.

Don’t drink and dumpster dive; you’ll find out they’re either married or terrible and neither will make you feel better.

by Mademoiselle_Quinn April 4, 2020

dive in the box

oral sex. Going down on a female

" I told him if he wanted me to talk into the mic he'd have to dive in the box"

by Badbytch January 27, 2015

Diving Almonds

A moderate to brisk walk in an upward direction in attempt to burn off excess calories that were consumed in a corporate office building cafeteria.

"Hey Lynn, let's partake in some diving almonds after lunch in the stairwell!"

by Oriental November 1, 2011