dirkhead

Someone wrong.

1.50 in a pound store

dirkhead

by yurbwuilda October 18, 2008

Dirked

The act of physically or metaphorically pre-maturely orgasming on a person or situation. To make a huge mistake.

Oh no! I just dirked on your belly.
I feel horrible, i studied so hard. Despite my efforts i totally dirked that whole test.

by dangeray September 24, 2010

Dirkesness

the psychological state that is beyond insanity

" dude, you are showing signs of Dirkesness!"

by the insane one! August 2, 2009

dirkle

a penis that looks like a small pickle.

"wow. I've never seen an actual dirkle like that."

by haffffleeeeeed March 30, 2010

dirkjan

He is very nice and he is very polite.

Oh I met the nicest guy today
He was a Dirkjan for sure!

by Slenderjan April 6, 2018

Dirky grin

The facial expression of a person after having his face covered in hot semen.

After being the receiving member of a bukkake circle, Mike showed his Dirky grin.

by Gosset's future child June 4, 2018

Dirkin

When you lay a card in a game and then draw a more fitting card

Katie: “Aw damn I got a dirkin”

by Jayhey17 February 1, 2019