JMU diploma

$100,000 toilet paper

I was reading some job applications this morning. I found someone's who listed JMU as their education. As I was laughing my ass off, my secretary commented that walmart has toilet paper for $.99 and is a lot smoother than a JMU diploma

by UVA Law July 3, 2011

dipmotherfuckinshit

a dumb motherfuckin loner who doesn't understand even after you explain it to his face that he has no friends ( also see monday or lex )

damn it lex you dipmotherfuckinshit im not your friend and you have no friends! p.s. fuck off!

by fidel September 23, 2003

dipole

two things on the opposite ends of the spectrum

she skewed the grid with her dipole voting

by Collegiate Dictionary September 9, 2005

Dipo

The feeling when you are struggling with a particular chemical calculation worksheet, realising that chemistry is the first period in the morning because of a lesson swap that occured earlier on in the day.

"ah dude! im feeling so dipo! so screwed!"

by ChemGay September 16, 2019

DIPLOMATIC

"PRESENT DAY DEFINITION".....One who is generally dishonest, deceitful, vengeful, able to lie to achieve personal gain. To cover up facts and distort the truth to achieve a selfish objective.

The lawyer was very diplomatic in presenting the case to the jury, resulting in an acquittal.

by CWFF May 6, 2020

dipometer

A made-up scale to measure how flavorful an edible dipping sauce is.

Man this dip is so good, I'd give it pure heavenly on the dipometer scale

by Muino February 16, 2021

diplomastrophe

An effort at diplomacy having failed utterly, dismally and incomprehensibly completely.

I am telling you that this diplomastrophe is nothin' short of a catastrophe.

by Hercolena Oliver May 26, 2008