by bruhthisismyhandle September 7, 2021
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Is sterile so he has sex all the time so he can't get em prego
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Is sterile so he has sex all the time so he can't get em prego
have 500 accents
Guy 1: Damn that derick is a whore
Guy 2: nahhhhh he can't help that he is derick. sterile ya know?
Guy 3: duuuuuddde lucky he can have all the sex he wants.
Guy 2: nahhhhh he can't help that he is derick. sterile ya know?
Guy 3: duuuuuddde lucky he can have all the sex he wants.
by FreeSnickers October 6, 2011
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Get the derickaface mug.1. Single line of dialogue used by bad filmmakers to fix shabby plot lines and major holes in storytelling. Name comes from fictional movie producer in the movie "Thank you for Smoking"
protagonist: "Cigarettes in space? wouldn't they explode in an all oxygen environment?"
producer: "That is a problem... But that's an easy fix, one line of dialogue; 'Thank God we invented the... you know... Whatever... device.'"
2. Any device, contraption, machine, character, or group of characters inserted into a film or tv show for no other reason than to cover up a major storytelling problem. A band-aid on a gaping wound of suckery.
3. An early warning sign that a movie or tv show blows goats, or may be a turd factory.
protagonist: "Cigarettes in space? wouldn't they explode in an all oxygen environment?"
producer: "That is a problem... But that's an easy fix, one line of dialogue; 'Thank God we invented the... you know... Whatever... device.'"
2. Any device, contraption, machine, character, or group of characters inserted into a film or tv show for no other reason than to cover up a major storytelling problem. A band-aid on a gaping wound of suckery.
3. An early warning sign that a movie or tv show blows goats, or may be a turd factory.
Guy 1:"Hey, I missed the end of Star Trek:First Contact, how did the ship get away from Earth without being detected by the Vulcans?"
Guy 2:"Whatever device..."
Guy 1:"Oh, well that's disappointing but not surprising."
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"Jar Jar Binks is the shittiest character in history. He's a Whatever device that got played out about 12 seconds into his screen time."
Guy 2:"Whatever device..."
Guy 1:"Oh, well that's disappointing but not surprising."
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"Jar Jar Binks is the shittiest character in history. He's a Whatever device that got played out about 12 seconds into his screen time."
by g8m3 January 16, 2010
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A back hand slap similar to that of a pimp slap but with greater force, speed and sound upon impact, so much in fact that the recipient is stunned in complete silence for a short period of time due to the surprise of the whole experience. It is usually administered to one's face, or back of one's head, after the recipient of the Uncle Derrick Slap or UDS has commited actions deemed inappropiate or unruly by the occassion (church services, lectures or a funeral, etc.). It is usually performed as a punishment for a small child's disruptive behavior but it could be applied to any situation when needed. It can also be considered a Guyanese parents version of keeping one "pimp hand strong"
The slap was created by a man Derrick G., our uncle hence the name "Uncle Derrick Slap" and popularized after seeing him demonstrate it on Chris after he became very annoying and disruptive at an AY meeting
The slap was created by a man Derrick G., our uncle hence the name "Uncle Derrick Slap" and popularized after seeing him demonstrate it on Chris after he became very annoying and disruptive at an AY meeting
My little brother wouldn't stop asking me for more cookies, even after the seven he already had casued him to go in a cookie-induced sugar rush, so I Uncle Derrick Slapped him.
Hey Bob, yesterday Jimmy said a joke that was so unfunny, it caused me to be enraged to the point that I Uncle Derrick Slapped him across the face. Needless to say he's still crying in the boy's bathroom.
Hey Bob, yesterday Jimmy said a joke that was so unfunny, it caused me to be enraged to the point that I Uncle Derrick Slapped him across the face. Needless to say he's still crying in the boy's bathroom.
by Elmac July 22, 2008
Get the Uncle Derrick Slap mug.A human being that shows no pitty. A step below Chuck Norris, but what he lacks in this he makes up in being a complete and total dick. His infamous tales of dicking people over have made this once normal name now into a verb.
Dude... you just got derricked.
I cant believe you got fucked over like that, it was the ultimate derricking.
I cant believe you got fucked over like that, it was the ultimate derricking.
by twofiveavionics March 8, 2011
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