drunk dial

The lame assumption that when you drink heavily, it would be an incredibly good idea to start calling people on your cell, because you're in such a stupor that you can't fathom them having anything better to do at 4 am than talk to your stupid, emotional ass.

Jane: I've had three Long Islands in an hour. I should probably call John. I haven't talked to him in so long! (dials John's number)
John: You dumb cunt. Leave me the fuck alone.

by van tine May 10, 2005

ninja drunk

Where one has become so drunk that he/she feels as though he/she has attainted the mystical powers of the ninja.

"Holy shit Billy tried to do a spinning hook kick from the roof and broke his ankle... he must be fucking ninja drunk!"

by BrendanH April 27, 2006

drunk stacked

When someone passes out early after a night of drinking and everyone else stacks random objects on top of that person

Shawn: What happened last night?
Jeff: You passed out early and we drunk stacked you. Check out these photos.
Shawn: You're stupid.

by ChiggerBallz May 12, 2008

drunk,bonack

The state of mind of Bonack after drinking a fifth of Evan Williams and 4 or 5 Klonopin.

Last night I pulled a drunk,bonack.....I overslept for work today.

by crippus1 March 14, 2009

Cosby drunk

When someone who is neither Bill Cosby's age or race becomes so drunk that they sound like him.

After having half a bottle of whiskey and 3 shots of Petron Dave was Cosby drunk.

Dave: Lemmmmmeeeee a tell uuuuuuuu abowt mai sun Ennis heez a goooood boy and I like da jellooooh pooooding.

Gary: Damn man you're Cosby drunk!

by NurseLaura February 7, 2010

punch drunk

punch-drunk or punch drunk; A term derived from boxing where a boxer gets hit by his opponent so many times that his disorientation is described as and similar to being drunk.

I stopped the sparring match when I saw that he was punch-drunk.

by Chad Deese October 17, 2003

drunk dial

To make a regrettable late night phone call after drinking heavily. These calls are often made by guys to ex-girlfriends or someone they want to date. The result is often embarassment and self-loathing for being a)overly emotional, b)incoherent, or c)creepy

Yo, go take Ace's phone away from him before he starts drunk dialing again.

by Paco March 5, 2005