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Get the Deuced mug.(noun)a textbook example of what is the result of a complete bowel movement, more often than not of a solid nature and oftentimes it's occurrence and presence is a surprise to many; a big pile of shit; feces; poop; doo-doo; excrement; dung; poo-poo; defecation
Teddy saw Tony and couldn't help but to go tease him, and also to start some new gossip. Teddy came up to Tony and said, "I saw you roll by last night. Looked like you had the neighborhood cum dumpster, Big Ho Betsy, with ya. I gotta know, how'd that turn out for you?"
Surrendering to the truth Tony gave it up real, "Well when I first got inside her I learned first-hand two things : 1 I was the the first homie to ride that ride that day and 2 if I don't want to stir in another man's splooge then I should have gotten up with this ho way earlier in the day. The bitch is a goddamn animal, y'know that?" "Why you say that?" inquired Teddy, his grin tucked away all nice and proper. "That goddamn slimy bitch took a shit in the guest bathroom, dropped the biggest, foulest deuce I've ever seen in my life, didn't bother with flushing the toilet or even with using any toilet paper......cause she just stole the toillet paper". Holding back no longer Teddy erupted in a spasm of laughter he could stifle no more.
Surrendering to the truth Tony gave it up real, "Well when I first got inside her I learned first-hand two things : 1 I was the the first homie to ride that ride that day and 2 if I don't want to stir in another man's splooge then I should have gotten up with this ho way earlier in the day. The bitch is a goddamn animal, y'know that?" "Why you say that?" inquired Teddy, his grin tucked away all nice and proper. "That goddamn slimy bitch took a shit in the guest bathroom, dropped the biggest, foulest deuce I've ever seen in my life, didn't bother with flushing the toilet or even with using any toilet paper......cause she just stole the toillet paper". Holding back no longer Teddy erupted in a spasm of laughter he could stifle no more.
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Get the deuce deuce mug.The pleasurable act of delaying ones bowel movement by slowly releasing ones turd and gradually sucking it back inside repeatedly.
Driving down I-5, I had to poo so bad that when I finally found a toilet it seemed a shame to let it go all at once so instead I decided to opt for pleasure by jacking a deuce.
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