Hym "I mean, if the lawyers need to sign as a guarantee that the filing isn't being used to Harass, Cause Unnecessary Delay, or Increase The Cost of Litigation then why am I being harassed? Why is me getting paid being unnecessarily delayed? And I don't really care about the cost of litigation but I did have to sit here with fluid in my brain for months. It's still there! Less now. I don't feel like my cognition is impaired as much. But I can still hear it slamming against the back of my ear drum... So, you're saying they can't do it but they're doing it. Exactly what this is intended to do. Harass, Cause Unnecessary Delay, or Increase The Cost of Litigation. And avoid having to bring me my money."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

Refers to an impromptu pause in labors that involve old newspapers --- such as cleanup or padding --- to read cartoons that you happen across as you're separating the leaves of the journals prior to using the paper sheets for their intended purpose in your task.
My boss takes a dim view of comics delays, so I just save out any newspaper-sheets that have cartoons on them, and then peruse said funnies during my coffee breaks.
by QuacksO March 25, 2019

SWF or Southwest florida BETA is basically a roblox game that hasn't been updated for over 3 months and people gone crazy about it
random 1: where is update swf didn't update for too long is it Delayed?
random 2: update in 3
random 1: 3 what? days or hours?
random 2: idk just 3
random 2: proceeds to tag @everyone
Sello1 : you gonna get used to it
random 2: update in 3
random 1: 3 what? days or hours?
random 2: idk just 3
random 2: proceeds to tag @everyone
Sello1 : you gonna get used to it
by Sello1 April 22, 2022

Arthur:So you get athletes foot from watching basketball right?
3 minutes later...
Jessy:Did you really just think you got athletes foot from watching basketball?
That was some bad arthur delay.
3 minutes later...
Jessy:Did you really just think you got athletes foot from watching basketball?
That was some bad arthur delay.
by Sir Arthur The Stupid March 28, 2011

by Wilber lara March 9, 2017

Hym "I mean, it takes as long as it takes. My starting point is literally 'Hell' and the amount of time I plan on spending on this is literally 'forever.' Don't delay yourself into an early grave."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2025

The delay when you turn your head very quickly while drunk. The more you drink the more you're delayed.
Bro: hey man I might be drunk
You: check your delay bro
*Bro turns head quickly*
Bro: yeah dude I'm hammered
You: check your delay bro
*Bro turns head quickly*
Bro: yeah dude I'm hammered
by Hey Big Show October 16, 2019
