Deez Nuts

by far the best phrase in human history

jack:hey bro
zack:deez nuts
jack: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH, zack you need to wake up, you’ve been in a coma for 2 years
zack:what

by beebybeeber October 21, 2022

deez burger

a really good burger you can eat it and like it it's not poison

i love deez burger

by Ur mom on urban dictionary September 22, 2022

Deez Nuts

When Your Friend asks you deez, say deez nuts, i sort of type of meme used to identify male's genitals lmao idk why but nvm.

If you didnt knew
Ben: Say Deez
Arnold: Deez..
Ben: DEEZ NUTS HA

Now you know so
Ben: Say Deez
Arnold : DEEZ NUTS SUCKER

by Ligondeez June 29, 2021

deez nuts

A meme/joke to pull on your friends which consistists of someone doing an action with your balls.

Person 1: Btw, what's your favourite pokemon? Mines is Gulpin.
Person 2: Gulpin?
Person 1: Gulpin deez nuts!

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 8, 2022

Deez nutz

deez nutz

deez nutz are in joe mamas mouth

by Deezs knutx April 2, 2022

deez nuts

A word to use when someone asked u a question

Example

what's your name?
deez nuts

Example 2

how big is that piece of wood
as big as deez nuts

by anonymous March 31, 2022

Deez Theorum

The Deez Theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.

Richard Inass: Alright class, how do we solve this inequality?

Mike Huntstink: Oh, you have to apply a few laws tied to the Deez Theorum!

Joema Mah: Idiot, you forgot to deduct the sugma from the Sus Equation.

Richard Inass: That is correct boys. Both solutions are present.

by bugcrusher October 27, 2021