tek-deaf

A derogatory term for technical deathcore and technical death metal, coined by the infamous Metal Archives review writer Bitterman. Presumably conceived as a way to avoid calling the genre an actual type of metal.

"So, what type of metal do you listen to?"
"Rings of Saturn, mostly"
"Ugh, I can't stand that tek-deaf wankery"

by TheRealDiamond02 August 16, 2019

Deaf

What you call your friends when they don’t hear you the first time.

P1: Hey, can you get pizza?
P2: What?
P1: Are you deaf? Why didn’t you hear me the first time?

by Chilly_Willy August 12, 2021

deaf aid

deaf aid is a bluetooth device which looks just like a hearing aid

look at the size of that deaf aid that bloke is using

by tru trix December 9, 2008

Deaf Egg Roll

The action of stealing a deaf persons' hearing aid and putting it in an anal cavity, pulling it out and putting it on your ear while fucking an Asian.

I want to do a deaf egg roll to Justina

by bennybuckets November 5, 2019

I, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstromism, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Was Born Deaf

I, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstromism, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Was Born Deaf

I, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstromism, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Was Born Deaf

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

Deaf Nut

The sexual finishing move where the man ejaculates into the receiving partners earhole.

“Please Steve, give me the Deaf Nut tonight!”

“I hit her with the Deaf nut.”

“Pearl necklace? I prefer the Deaf Nut.”

by MolzaOJ August 24, 2020

deaf wongbat

some one who is dumb, idiotic, or doesn't understand something. this can also be used if someone doesn't understand that something was a joke.

person 1: i eat children
person 2: dude that's illegal
person 1: it was a joke, you deaf wongbat

by idontactuallyeatchildren December 21, 2019