Seedless Date

it's when you have a date with girl and you don't get laid ( can't plant your seed inside of here ) or you get laid and wore a condom which results in a seedless date

Cody Ko: last night i had a date with a girl but it was a seedless date

by Rgabor September 13, 2017

needs a date with a razor

A guy who looks like he needs a shave!

Did you see that good looking guy over there? Yeah, but he sure needs a date with a razor!

by Gamecocklady May 6, 2014

dinner and breakfast date

a long date that starts with dinner,lasts through the night, and ends with breakfast

Hey, I don't do coffee, but I do a dinner and breakfast date... (wink).

by Sally Bob April 24, 2009

first date

The first time you act like a real man.

I'm going on my first date tonight.

by @nT#0nY May 23, 2006

date movie

A movie that is so shite that you would only see it on a date with someone in the hope of having sex with them afterwards.

Girl: "Let's see Pretty woman/Moulin Rouge/ Sleepless in Seattle/ The Breakup."
Guy (says): "Sure, sounds great." (Thinks) Man, that's such a date movie. Oh well, at least I'll get laid afterwards."

by mahatmagrande September 26, 2006

going on a date

going on a date is prison slang for masturbation

get out of here i'm going on a date

by dank beats April 7, 2017

coffee date

The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if you want to nail them or not. It's well known that erotic passions are inflamed by mocha.
An analogy of this would be that coffee dates are to real dates what seeing each other is to actually going out.

"What's happening with Jess and Jeff?"
"They're on a coffee date"
"Say no more."

by Thegreatnick February 10, 2007