When a toy has an option to add a custom sound to it and some random kid yells "FUCK" in it and you cannot change it for some reason.
by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024

Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!
A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.
by Linit March 29, 2017

by gay girl <33 January 30, 2020

by Bill Mobley August 12, 2023

Code for NSFW content such as porn. Allows plausible deniability while you clean up desktop before a screenshare.
- Rajid: Please share your screen sir
- Derek: Of course... give me one sec while I make sure I'm not accidently exposing my... Customer Data
- Derek: Of course... give me one sec while I make sure I'm not accidently exposing my... Customer Data
by Rathmagar March 11, 2020

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.
Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."
by GlazeHer July 1, 2025

by Juanisjustmad2q May 28, 2018
