customer journey

You're on a customer journey, when you think you have a life, but you don't

The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense

"Boy, it's hassle, I'm on all those customer journeys and am way too poor to ever arrive".

"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."

"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."

by slowsunnyday November 11, 2017

Ultimate custom night

A game you got to try 50/20 mode and realized you wasted your money, And now feel like an idiot

Ultimate custom night "Yo bro have you ever played Fnaf Ultimate custom night". "No. But it played me out of my money.

by Somefnafdudewhogotplayed.. February 6, 2022

urban customer

A "scary" black or latino male looking to spend some money.

"Who usually shops here?"
"We get alot of urban customers"

by YungStacks February 18, 2017

Customable

A lazy, racist oaf with not much use in society. Usually used in a derogatory manner. The word derives from well-known SchoolRoleplay Admin Customable.

Person A: Hey, man. You ever hear about that one guy, Alex?

Person B: Ew, I know him! He's such a Customable!

by gangrper number 28 July 30, 2022

Grumpy Customer

A really big dump, that may or may not be currently slamming against your rectum.

Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.

by walrusnuts November 18, 2020

Customs Bad

Term used to describe Custom Cards posted on the Duelingbook main menu by a random person.

M.M. Rando "Hey check out this cool custom card(s) I made! I hope its balanced!"
Protagonist "Customs Bad"

by TheConstruct April 24, 2021

Custom

Adding vinegar to a bag of salted crisps to create a salt and vinegar flavour.

Mr Brady described his lunch as 'Having a cheeky custom custom'

by cheggbert October 6, 2020