meat curtains

Not only a term used for a vagina, but also a very useful business term. It is the most elegant way of describing this final process of wrapping-up a project or job. Using this term will most definitely get you that key to the corporate washroom...you go topdog!

We only have a few hours left people. Let's slap the meat curtains on this project already! I have a six-pack of Colt 45s and a $2 hooker waiting for me at home and my Viagra is starting to wear-off.

by TimTheEnchanter October 7, 2006

beefy curtains

beefy curtains are the 'fanny flaps' of a fat woman. They are beefy, because they are large/fat...and they are curtains as they hang over the entrance.

"You've got too much cheese around your beefy curtains.

by Matt.L October 2, 2003

beef curtains

The use of the produce from abattoirs to block out light from a window.

"My bay windows have beef curtains"

by stouffer and stuey November 10, 2002

meat curtains

extra extra pussy lips

if she can tuck em' in then yup its damn meat curtains, roast beef lips, pussy flaps

by paleorchid September 4, 2003

Beef Curtains

Long, saggy and hanging pussy lips.

With her legs spread, Tori could stretch her beef curtains out 4" inches.

by Raj` October 14, 2008

Meat Curtains

A vagina, preferably with large flaps of skin that fold over.

Tim - "Dude, I pounded that chick Jessica's meat curtains last night."

Dave - "Sweeeet"

by zker666 July 8, 2010

Beef Curtains

Piss flaps

Jason Donavan once sang

"I close my eyes.... drew back beef curtains.. aah-aah-aah"

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003