muff cuff

1. Noun, a person, usually a fat ugly girl (mostly virgins) or camp homosexual twinks (mostly sluts), who would employ physical and mental tactics to prevent a guy from getting lucky with their "friends". Deep down they are either closet minge munchers who wants the girl or a homosexual guy who wants to "turn" the guy.
Muff cuffs truly believe what they do are justifiable and would not express a drop of remorse.
Clinical studies showed that this population have a 0.1% chance of getting a life of their own. There is a national (toll free) helpline....0800-muff-cuff-911...

2. Verb - An altruistic act of preventing a female object being approached by an unsuitable male (or female) suitor, and to exclude the possibility of the female objects getting sexual pleasure from the interested parties, apart from themselves.
The act of muff cuff ranges from psychological mind games, verbal threats to physical assaults to both parties. Sadly, there is no criminal law against the act of muff cuff so far.

1. (Noun) Sassy said "Last night, I met a really cute guy at the club but I got "muff cuffed" by Hugo, I know he just wanted to protect me"
Lulu replied "Don't be so naive, Hugo wanted the guy for himself! You could see pre-cum on his pants when he was chatting to him!"

2. (Verb) Brian sighed "Erica is a Class A "muff cuff", there is no way I can get lucky with Stephanie"
Hugo replied "Yeah, I know. I bet it's because Erica secretly wants to eat Steph's minge"

by Ming Fu January 27, 2008

Chinese Wiener Cuff

When 1 dude puts his foreskin over the other dudes dick head

When I wanna get down like Shazzam from H-Town with my homo lover, I dazzle him with the Chinese Wiener Cuff! Works every time!!

by 40 ounces of 4 skin August 28, 2007

cuff or duff

Smash or pass

Or to have sexual intercourse or not

When I asked if she would cuff or duff me and she said duff man I was so ebarassed

by Chip550 August 1, 2017

cheff

The act, or motion of slamming ones erect penis in a door. Commonly used as an insult directed at others, or at ones self when so inclined.

"Woah, now thats a cheff"
"You fucking cheff"

by poop a loop April 20, 2005

cuff

Although meaning to "make a chick your own", the term cuf can also be used as the word "cuf" with only one F to describe having sex with a girl. Cuff can be used in two different ways.

When used in a sentence where the guy talks offensively about a girl (i.e. bitch or female) the term means "to fuck".

When used in a sentence where the guy talks respectfully about a girl (i.e. girl or chick) the terms means "to date".

Juan : Damn , I really like this girl Marisa bro.

Alex: Really?? I thought you were just tryna cuff that bitch.

Juan : Nah bro, I actually wanna cuff her and make her mine..

Alex : Smh kid ... smfh.

by dhat_ninja_alexxx July 8, 2011

cuff

to loan somebody something

often in reference to drugs

I cuffed Jim a zip the other day, nigga better pay me back.

by edeisel November 27, 2011

Cuff Daddy

i man who cuffs to much and it has gotten to the point that he cuffs naturaly on command and doesnt think theres anything wrong with it

Andrews cuffin again???? dam cuff daddy needs to take a break...

by Andrewcuffs2much June 16, 2010