When performing anal on a male or female that has not properly wiped and by the time you are finished there is a crusted ring around your shaft. Due to the seamen and shit.
"Did you smash that ass brah"
"Yeah but I pulled out and it smelled awful, then I looked down and saw a crusty ring!"
"Yeah but I pulled out and it smelled awful, then I looked down and saw a crusty ring!"
by Sam Pant's Loose Vag January 08, 2016
To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.
The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.
by Mont the 3 legged dog December 20, 2010
a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a rim job from your sexual partner.
Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
by I got you back February 08, 2009
Sex on the beach, in the middle of it pull out and dip your junk in the sand, then go right back in.
by CJMatrix February 23, 2008
The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.
by castigrl4 January 04, 2008
to cum upon a female's upper lip while she is asleep. after the seman has dried it is now become a crusty mustache.
your crusty mustache is iratating my lips.
by Spank Nuts May 23, 2007
Wait until you are about to nut, put the tip of your dick up to the ear canal of another person, and blast your load into their ear!
by Fuzzy May 05, 2003