Crusty Napkin

When you eat multiple foods with a high content of fructose corn syrup, and you wipe your sticky-icky mouth on an innocent napkin.

Cory, can you pass me then...oh never mind, you have a crusty napkin.

by ShooLazers October 8, 2011

Crusty macaroon

When’s females lips hang over thong underwear. When the thong is too small for the big clam make it look like a macaroon

My thong panties were really bothering me and as I looked down , my vagina looked like a pink crusty macaroon.

by Backdoor bacon February 3, 2018

crusty lopez

a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a rim job from your sexual partner.

Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."

by I got you back February 8, 2009

Crusty Arab

Sex on the beach, in the middle of it pull out and dip your junk in the sand, then go right back in.

That chick totally screamed when I gave her the Crusty Arab

by CJMatrix February 24, 2008

Butt Crusties

The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.

"MOM, Michael left BUTT CRUSTIES on the back of the toliet seat again".

by castigrl4 January 12, 2008

crusty mustache

to cum upon a female's upper lip while she is asleep. after the seman has dried it is now become a crusty mustache.

your crusty mustache is iratating my lips.

by Spank Nuts June 21, 2007

Crusty Brain

Wait until you are about to nut, put the tip of your dick up to the ear canal of another person, and blast your load into their ear!

She couldn't hear the next day because of the crusty brain she recieved

by Fuzzy May 5, 2003