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Crapper cripple

The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt
I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.
by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016
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Croppers

Croppers is just that one fuckwit who is very sensitive and cry’s a lot because daisy and holly make bad jokes. Croppers is very loveable and pretty even though she’ll do everything in her power to deny it. Croppers likes to be very bipolar when choosing wether to be a crackhead or an innocent little girl. Croppers is also one of the smartest people you know but doesn’t think so herself. Croppers loves Asians.
Croppers: I only got 99.99% on my test :(

Daisy: I got 33%
Holly: mr Chen wouldn’t be proud
Croppers: uwu I love Chen Chen
by Adam ploughed holly November 11, 2019
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Crappered

Crapper (base word) - someone who regularly shits theirselves.

Crappered - When a "Crapper" takes a dump on you.
"Aww man! That homeless man just Crappered on me!"
by cronicallyonline April 6, 2022
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Cajun Country Crapper

descriptive noun: an extremely malodorous and filthy place, often used as a Simile in place of adjectives such as craptacular.
"philip's program stinks worse than a Cajun Country Crapper!"
by sloshypuppy September 24, 2009
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A Henry cropper

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she takes a solid shit on your dick and you hit her in the eye with it
Declan: I was fucking Henry last night and she gave me ' A Henry cropper' me so I hit her with.

Jack: that's gammy but her mudflaps would make it easy.
by Hedgehodgeson June 5, 2016
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A Henry cropper

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she takes a solid shit on your dick and you hit her in the eye with it
Declan: I was fucking Henry last night and she gave me ' A Henry cropper' me so I hit her with.

Jack: that's gammy but her mudflaps would make it easy.
by Hedgehodgeson June 5, 2016
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crapperfiti

pooping man: Wow there sure is a lot of crapperfiti in this stall. "Hendrix is God!", "Mike is gay", "UR mom sure can fuck", and "I pissed all over the toilet paper. sucks to be you asshole". It's like they'll all speaking to me.

Why is this paper wet? It cleans better than dry paper.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 27, 2010
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