Watch a crocodile
Watch a crocodile by one two three is peeface March 11, 2011
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Casey the crocodile
The crocodile that let Pippa the dog bother it for 10 whole years before finally deciding to eat Pippa, despite the fact that she could have eaten Pippa at any time during those 10 years.
Casey the crocodile by D12434132 October 1, 2018
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Feather licking crocodile
Feather licking crocodile by Shirnugget >:D February 21, 2020
Nigerian Sand Crocodile
The act of biting off a girl's labia and proceeding to blend it with garlic salt, and beer battered cat, and marinating your penis in it
Nigerian Sand Crocodile by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 8, 2022
Tick Tock Crocodile
A crocodile that swallowed a clock, and makes a tick-tock sound. Captain Hook is afraid of said crocodile.
(tick tocking noise)
Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)
Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)
Tick Tock Crocodile by Failurebitch June 23, 2023
It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth
“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2
It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024
Crocadildo
The chopped off and preserved in dill pickle juice penis of an unconscious crocodile. Often used as fancy dildo. Can be brought out at special occasions.
Girl- *unwraps present* "what is it?"
Friend- "it's a crocadildo"
Girl- "my years of waiting are over!"
Friend- "it's a crocadildo"
Girl- "my years of waiting are over!"
Crocadildo by El domarino July 4, 2014