Critical Masturbation

1. What happens when you get two or more bicycle enthusiasts in a room. Typical topics of conversation include: How much their bikes/components/spandex bodysuits cost; How cyclists get no respect from motor vehicles, which they totally deserve and ought to fight for, even though the usual rules of the road--like stoplights, crosswalks, and one-way streets--obviously don't apply to bicycles; and What brand of toe clip/leg wax/douchenozzle is appropriate for race day?

2. The world's largest monthly circlejerk.

CABBIE: Sorry sir, it looks like we have a delay.
PASSENGER: Can't we go around?
CABBIE: Nope, they got the whole road shut down. Looks like some kind of douche pride parade.
PASSENGER: Oh, it's that time of the month: Critical Masturbation.

by Harry Bergdorf May 3, 2010

Critical thinking

Standard excuse conspiracy theorists to deny a poltical or global situation. Ironically they call other people sheeple, when they blindly follow a random person on YouTube and receives all his information from his YouTube channel full of unsubstantiated claims rather than researching on scientific research.

"I'm going to stay at home and protect Mt friends and family from Coronavirus"

"Why? Coronavirus has a 99% survival rate; do some critical thinking.

"It's not just about the people who passed due to the virus, but it's also about the people who received complications subsequent to contracting the virus. It's like POTS Syndrome symptoms, only 10 times worse. Some people have even been paralysed or lost the ability to walk efficiently, thus having to use crutches or a wheelchair".

"Shut up you dumb sheeple"

by UltimateDoge April 17, 2021

critical acclaim

Words you look for in wikipedia when you're trying to decide whether to buy a game.

The Last of Us received critical acclaim.

*takes out credit card*

by quynhtrang April 19, 2019

Gender Critical (GC)

Someone who is no longer accepting that gender identity must match the one assigned at birth.

As a Gender Critical (GC), I was assigned male at birth, but I now identify as a woman.

by Joan K Rowling March 29, 2022

critical mass

Calvin's Mom is fat. She's so fat she has her own zip code.

I looked at the gargantuan lump of Calvin's mom in front of me; realizing that it would soon reach criticalmass, I ran away.

by Jonathan Conaty March 30, 2005

CRINIMALS

(Criminal) (Outlaws) (Bandits.) UnLawful Abiding Citizen.

The CRINIMALS EVADES THE LAW BY Jumping off a 10 Story building.

by Dreamer72 September 26, 2006

A Critical Mass

are an awesome band from sudbury, suffolk in England.
They play metal music for fans of megadeth, ozzy, pantera etc
check them out on myspace

"a critical mass are awesome" a popular comment after the band have played

by rich6666 July 12, 2007